Love: Today, I finally told my best friend whom I've secretly been...

By crap - 07/03/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, I finally told my best friend whom I've secretly been in love with for two years that I was in love with her but at the last second chickened out and said I was joking. She replied with "Don't scare me like that. I thought I was going to have to find a new best friend for a second" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2020 11:02

Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend who I'm crushing hard on that I like her. She gave me a look of revulsion and asked if I was joking. FML

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By alone_forever - 04/03/2009 21:03 - United States

Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML

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False hope

By :(( - 14/06/2011 18:06 - United States

Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML

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By cloudish - 21/05/2017 12:00 - Germany

Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML

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By augiedd - 05/03/2014 02:46 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, after weeks of summoning up the courage to come out of the closet to my best friend, I told her I was gay. Immediately after she started cracking up, thinking it was a joke. I was so confused and nervous, I went along with it. She still thinks I'm straight. FML

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By Noname - 25/11/2008 18:05 - Canada

Today, I was going to confess to my best friend that I am madly in love with her. I called her up only to find her crying. She was upset that she might be pregnant with some guy. FML

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Shutdown

By HighasaCloud - 30/04/2012 16:01 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML

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By anonymous - 30/01/2010 00:08 - France

Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML

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Friendzone 2.0

By NeverNumberOne - 23/04/2018 01:30

Today, I finally got the courage to ask my best friend to go on a date with me. She assumed I meant a double date and squealed, "Who's the lucky guy?!" She thought I was her gay best friend for the past year. FML

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Take the L

By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 17:02

Today, I confessed my feelings to my best friend, how I'm deeply in love with him. The consequence wasn't good, as he told me we should never talk to each other again. FML

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izzi_fml 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 12:53

wat if she said that because she liked u too? like she would have to find a new best friend because u guys will be lovers...

ddavis3506 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 12:25

Sounds like my life man. I actually told my current closest female friend like 2 weeks ago. It hasn't gone well.

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ManUmaniac 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 12:23

Oh... feel sorry bro... Keep tryin'

rickybobby12343 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 7:31

it's not a bro it's a sis

jcasebier 5

Friday 9 September 2011 6:06

Dipshit.

danceforever51 4

Sunday 22 January 2012 23:48

That's awkward

banemask 14

Friday 16 August 2013 7:53

Pay attention

BMBBball31 15

Saturday 12 September 2015 0:29

How do you know?

ddavis3506 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 12:25

Sounds like my life man. I actually told my current closest female friend like 2 weeks ago. It hasn't gone well.

Blood_Rose_Intox 3

Thursday 8 September 2011 6:49

OP isn't a man.

coffeentea 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 12:28

Oh, ouch. At least you got some closure.

tacojauns 45

Monday 29 October 2012 20:35

because she is getting a GF and needs a best friend duh

Rollercoaster_fml 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 12:46

Go find another girl... you can't expect her to change her mind...

Mattyknows 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 12:48

You should have learnt . . . Friendzones are no-gos! Still; FYL. Better luck next time.

izzi_fml 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 12:53

wat if she said that because she liked u too? like she would have to find a new best friend because u guys will be lovers...

dantheman57 3

Wednesday 30 November 2011 13:15

That's what I thought

JackBox_fml 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 12:53

Seen as you clearly said, i'm joking, are you sure she wasn't joking around as well. You know a witty sarcastic response? Surely adding i'm joking opens up the door for jokes like that to be returned.