Today, I finally told my best friend whom I've secretly been in love with for two years that I was in love with her but at the last second chickened out and said I was joking. She replied with "Don't scare me like that. I thought I was going to have to find a new best friend for a second" FML
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Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend who I'm crushing hard on that I like her. She gave me a look of revulsion and asked if I was joking. FML
Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML
Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML
Today, after weeks of summoning up the courage to come out of the closet to my best friend, I told her I was gay. Immediately after she started cracking up, thinking it was a joke. I was so confused and nervous, I went along with it. She still thinks I'm straight. FML
Today, I was going to confess to my best friend that I am madly in love with her. I called her up only to find her crying. She was upset that she might be pregnant with some guy. FML
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask my best friend to go on a date with me. She assumed I meant a double date and squealed, "Who's the lucky guy?!" She thought I was her gay best friend for the past year. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to my best friend, how I'm deeply in love with him. The consequence wasn't good, as he told me we should never talk to each other again. FML
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izzi_fml 0
wat if she said that because she liked u too? like she would have to find a new best friend because u guys will be lovers...
ddavis3506 0
Sounds like my life man. I actually told my current closest female friend like 2 weeks ago. It hasn't gone well.
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Comments (128)
ManUmaniac 0
Oh... feel sorry bro... Keep tryin'
rickybobby12343 0
it's not a bro it's a sis
jcasebier 5
Dipshit.
danceforever51 4
That's awkward
banemask 14
Pay attention
BMBBball31 15
How do you know?
ddavis3506 0
Sounds like my life man. I actually told my current closest female friend like 2 weeks ago. It hasn't gone well.
Blood_Rose_Intox 3
OP isn't a man.
coffeentea 0
Oh, ouch. At least you got some closure.
tacojauns 45
because she is getting a GF and needs a best friend duh
Rollercoaster_fml 0
Go find another girl... you can't expect her to change her mind...
Mattyknows 0
You should have learnt . . . Friendzones are no-gos! Still; FYL. Better luck next time.
izzi_fml 0
wat if she said that because she liked u too? like she would have to find a new best friend because u guys will be lovers...
dantheman57 3
That's what I thought
JackBox_fml 0
Seen as you clearly said, i'm joking, are you sure she wasn't joking around as well. You know a witty sarcastic response? Surely adding i'm joking opens up the door for jokes like that to be returned.
christinaaa_fml 0
that sucks i had a similar issue with my best guy friend...we don't talk anymore :l and i've known him since pre-K :( FYL and FML
agentx52 13
The OP is female.
aneonmoose 11
#98 what the hell has that got to do with anything?
Tenantry 0
awwww.
danny_ 0
Yep did that same thing last week to my closest friend we have known each other for 6.5 years.. now we are not friends from last week..