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By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 02:24 - United States

Today, was the first day of potty training for my toddler. While watching a "How to Potty Train" video, I noticed my toddler was making a weird face on the side of the couch. I walked over to her, picked her up and a big pile of poop dropped. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2018 15:00

Today, my toddler is starting to realize when she has a dirty diaper. How do I know? She walked up to me with a shit covered hand, saying "Poop Mommy! Poop!!" FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 07:03 - United States

Today, my toddler peed in his potty for the first time. He was so excited to show me that he flung the pot in the air dousing my face with his piss. Then he laughed. FML

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By Mommy - 29/09/2010 22:47 - United States

Today, my daughter watched a potty training video on Sesame Street. In the middle of the video, she got up and ran to her potty to practice. She then announced, "All done!", and proudly closed the lid to her potty. She then immediately stood on top of it and peed. FML

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By NeverEndingBathtime_ - 03/08/2017 20:00

Today, my two year-old is being potty trained. He got the gist of it and actually did #1 and #2 in the potty and after our little celebratory dance, I went to get him a cookie (which took me two seconds). I come back to see him covered in shit and pee because he tried to go empty the potty himself. FML

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By SD. - 15/05/2021 16:06 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I woke up to my lovely 16-month old with her diaper on. When I stood up to retrieve and toss it, I also realized she'd pooped into her hand and thrown a log onto the middle of the floor. FML

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By Disgruntled - 16/03/2016 12:01 - United States - East Lansing

Today, my 2-year-old daughter started showing signs of understanding the potty training concept. She announced to my mother-in-law that she needed to go potty, only to be flatly told, "No, you don't." So she crapped herself. Now it's going to take forever to train her. FML

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By Kymberly Hams - 09/04/2019 10:00 - Australia

Today, my toddler was supposed to be taking a nap. Instead, he decided it was the perfect time to remove his own nappy for the first time ever. He painted his walls, floor, bed and body, then started crying because he was dirty. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2015 04:12 - United States

Today, in an attempt to potty train my 2-year-old, I sat her on the toilet and waited for several minutes. I finally gave up and lifted her off the toilet just in time for her to pee on my new shoes. FML

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By Overflow - 16/08/2009 21:05 - United States

Today, I was desperate to teach my 2-year old to use her potty. I had to pee, and thought maybe she would learn by watching me use it. Everything was going well, until I realized that I had a long pee. So long that it overfilled her potty all over. FML

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By shitface - 25/01/2010 10:18 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my 2-year-old daughter hitting me in the face. She had just pooped her nappy and put her hands down her pants to "feel it squish around." FML

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Tuesday 11 January 2011 9:12

If your toddler isn't potty train, why isn't he/she wearing a diaper?

Luky13 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 9:17

bah. you people make me sad. the video obviously bored the shit out of her.

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Macromartyr 3

Tuesday 11 January 2011 9:09

Lol my great grandma is 4'10", no joke. sorry op :)

4bbaf9d3caaa8f84 20

Tuesday 11 January 2011 9:12

If your toddler isn't potty train, why isn't he/she wearing a diaper?

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Tuesday 11 January 2011 10:36

This reminds me of the time I tried to potty train brian, that damn dog just wouldn't listen

whoisthisgirl 4

Tuesday 11 January 2011 13:22

lol I want to see that episode

coffeygirl12 14

Thursday 21 July 2011 17:16

irony...

itsmee987 5

Tuesday 19 May 2015 2:17

children LOVE to remove all clothing, including diapers, once they hit a certain age.

yellowfeet 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 9:13

you're her mother, you should know when she's making a pooping face. ydi

Acousticpixie14 6

Thursday 13 January 2011 6:22

Exactly. If she's old enough that you're attempting to potty train her, then you should be able to recognize her pooping face by now. And why the hell was her butt not covered? If a pile of poop dropped, then YDI for not putting a diaper/pant on her. Seriously, if you couldn't even think to do that, then how have you kept her alive all this time?

worlds123dumbest 4

Wednesday 5 September 2012 7:23

53- LMFAO! Two things: I love your comment and I need to grow up if I still think the word poop is hysterical.

ALDi 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 9:16

that really stinks.

Luky13 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 9:18

i see what you did there.

zivlaks 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 11:49

lol

Luky13 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 9:17

bah. you people make me sad. the video obviously bored the shit out of her.

17David17 0

Monday 24 October 2011 6:24

Haha punny

Geneside 8

Tuesday 11 January 2011 9:18

Lol #5

unfortunate_13 5

Tuesday 11 January 2011 9:21

you should have started with just putting her on her potty once in a while to get used to it (after lunch and dinner for example). just starting from scratch will most likely confuse her :)

FYLDeep 25

Tuesday 11 January 2011 9:23

Is the first half of the video how to shit, and the second half where? She might have gotten ahead of herself and only made it halfway through.

sourgirl101 28

Tuesday 11 January 2011 9:28

Shit happens!(: I potty trained my kiddies by giving them lots of fluids and letting them roam in our private back yard. I took the potty chair out there. We had snacks, read books and blew bubbles etc... They had so much to drink they had to pee quite offend. Success!