Work: Today, I was in the elevator with my female coworker and a very...

By Chris - 01/01/2011 05:06 - United States

Today, I was in the elevator with my female coworker and a very attractive teen in front of us. My coworker reached out and grabbed the boobs of the teen in front of us, and blamed it on me. I got yelled at, kneed in the crotch, and punched in the face. My coworker couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By nose hurts - 30/12/2012 01:01 - United States - Richmond

Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped and smashed my face into the table. Now she can't look at me without laughing. FML

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By will3000 - 12/01/2011 13:28

Today, I was on my way to work behind a very slow car. At a red light, the lady came over and punched me in the face for following her too closely. We are coworkers and our desks are next to each other. FML

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By Lastsecondstand - 06/04/2009 04:39 - United States

Today, I jokingly went over to a an attractive female co-worker and said "you look like you need a hug". She told me she wasn't feeling well and didn't want to be touched. No more than 30 seconds after our encounter she ran to give one of our more attractive male co-workers a hug. FML

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By grabber - 09/08/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2010 19:29 - United States

Today, I was at work, when I got bored and started spinning around in my chair for a little fun. As I was spinning, I went to grab my phone. I missed and sent my phone flying, hitting my coworker in the face. My boss witnessed the whole thing. FML

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MutatedPie 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 12:18

knee her in the ****** and falcon punch her face then

FYLDeep 25

Saturday 1 January 2011 12:26

You're gonna have to Chris Brown that bitch.

Comments

asherb0y 9

Saturday 1 January 2011 12:17

EVIL WOMAN! hahhahaha lol

fakeaccountX 6

Saturday 1 January 2011 19:03

Sounds like both of them need to be thrown down the elevator shaft.

ncvolley123 8

Saturday 1 January 2011 21:43

that's sexual harrassment, and she can sue you, and make a citzens arrest.

Salaminizer 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 22:28

Citizen's arrest is a myth. Besides, what kind of self-respecting criminal (or otherwise) would actually adhere to it? "STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!" "Oh darn, ya got me." *lays facedown on the floor* Just like that.

PiMpMySaLaD 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 6:27

but u Gota respect my authority as a citizen

GiggidyPants 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 10:50

grab her **** and say it was a retarded kid

tatababe 1

Monday 12 September 2011 4:42

Damn I think that lesbian wanted some action

ndvorsky 4

Friday 23 September 2011 7:54

OP did not touch her and thus cannot be sued

fightingkittens 39

Wednesday 8 February 2012 8:20

Unfortunately, 48, that's exactly what I would do if some random dude grabbed my boobs. Or if it seemed like he had. A week ago some random guy started whacking me with a balloon sword, and I chased him down the Hollywood Boulevard, cursing. It's a heat-of-the-moment kind of thing. I do agree that the coworker is a bitch, although she's freaking awesome for that.

Lichinamo 33

Sunday 22 September 2013 3:13

125, heat of the moment doesn't exist for everyone. The same person grabbed my boobs twice in a five-minute period and held on and all I did was shout at him to stop because I was too terrified to do anything.

GavinRoskamp 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 12:18

I love her!

cafeboy 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 8:58

how did the alleged boob grabbing take place? I've only ever seen boobs on the front of a person... how didn't the teen see your co-worker... I call bluff

MutatedPie 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 12:18

knee her in the ****** and falcon punch her face then

andyp010 10

Saturday 1 January 2011 14:04

asians. everythings gotta have somthin to do with cartoon

hedgerow 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 14:57

Falcon cuntpunch!

ZombieK1ll4 8

Tuesday 20 December 2011 22:57

Stupid Asian. Stfu

dalink 24

Sunday 5 May 2013 2:57

Then teabag her repeatedly while yelling Halo-esque obscenities.

Paws_Cat 29

Tuesday 28 April 2015 1:43

Falcunt punch!

Nikki_ASW 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 12:21

Time to get a new job...

FMLephant 2

Saturday 1 January 2011 12:24

A black eye and bruised balls. Perfect end to 2010.

mmmkayyy 6

Wednesday 28 December 2011 19:57

It's 2011 Oh wait, **** I'M A STUPID SHIT... -_-

angrymexican 8

Thursday 22 March 2012 0:26

It was on the first of janurary calm down.

FYLDeep 25

Saturday 1 January 2011 12:26

You're gonna have to Chris Brown that bitch.

davidlime 3

Saturday 1 January 2011 12:50

Haha cause his names Chris ? x{

skywalker66 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 6:52

Omg. Idiot.

BlahLand 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 12:42

lol me too 7 and wtf lmaoooooooooo if u dont get it then u should watch tmz more ahah

X_o_X_ocutie 0

Monday 14 March 2011 2:26

lol it was rude but lol

theten_fml 9

Saturday 1 January 2011 12:32

grab her boob.

starile 19

Saturday 1 January 2011 13:30

He should be grabbing her boobs anyway, what're you, gay OP?

missawesome16 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 7:33

she's a teen he would get arrested 4sexual harassment Wat hat should have been doing was touching his co-workers boobs btw ops a ******* perv I mean he's ******* hitting on a teen