Today, the girl I love made me text my best friend how much she loved him. This because her phone died. I was at the movies with her on our date. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
Today, I was texting a girl that I've liked for some time. When I asked her what she was doing, she replied "texting and p.s. I love you". I replied by telling her my feelings for her. Turns out "p.s. I love you" was the name of the movie she was watching with her friends. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML
Today, I wanted to text my girlfriend but lately we'd been at a loss for things to talk about. I thought, "Come on, she's your girlfriend, what's the worst that could happen." One hour and twenty two minutes later, I was single. FML
Today, I sent a text to the girl I've been getting to know online, text which was meant for my best friend. It was a screenshot of my her Instagram page with the caption, "I can't believe I'm actually going to talk to her today." FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
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kmeredith 8
also I think the word 'love' is used very loosely these days... there isn't love at first sight... there is lust and passion but love comes from a mutual respect for each other and ur time together, lust slowly grows into love... sorry just my opinion :)
bluegoldfish 7
ouch. so no second date planned?
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Comments (163)
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
You're a tool, OP. YDI for being a glutton for punishment.
SoccerRebel594 0
STFU you heartless bitch. Do you not realize he obviously cares a lot about this girl? No one deserves to be knocked down like he was, and you're an ignorant pisshead for thinking otherwise. You're no better than the bitch from the FML.
Egnar 19
Which is his problems - You can't develop feelings other than "she seems cool" with a person, romantically, without them knowing about it and having a chance to develop those same feelings simultaneously. Otherwise it's a recipe for disaster because while one person is on their first date the other person is 3 years invested into a relationship - It doesn't work.
TheDrifter 24
Vasilisa has a point, whether he deserved it or not, op is definitely a pushover. I'm sure his friend will likely hook up with her, even if just for the warm body in bed, but she should have had to tell him about her feelings herself.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
70, are you one of those people that seriously hates on someone that doesn't force themselves to be attracted to you, simply because you have an unhealthy obsession with someone who is clearly uninterested? I've been on the other end, and lemme tell you, it's ******* awkward. Granted I wouldn't toy with someone's emotions intentionally, but sometimes you're just unaware of their affections. It's easy to assume they just want to be friends, since they, you know, never actually ever say anything about it. Sorry if not giving myself away to a random hyperventilating creeper makes me a heartless bitch.
Xt983asiwm 0
Sucks
crushedone 7
That's when you say "oh him? Ever since he caught that STD he likes little boys".
amuck 0
lmao sounds like something I would have pulled
jayAZ 3
and you did!? next time...cause something tells me your a slow learner...get up walk out! leave her there.
Egnar 19
So because she has feelings for him you're supposed to sell your best friend down the river? - What a dick move.
websmith 0
She MADE you? Why didn't you tell her right then how you felt, and that because of that, you can't do what she asked?
Egnar 19
Because that doesn't accomplish anything other than making you look like a wimp - The correct respond would have been [if this were 100% declared as a date] would be to say "Here we are on a date, I [presumably] paid for you to see, and bought you snacks and you don't have the common courtesy to deal with your lust for my best friend on your own time? I'm not going to sit here and play matchmaker, setup your own hookups. This of course is where you're supposed to walk [not storm] out of the movie - Or at the very least get up and find yourself a new seat of course. Or, if you're feeling daring you could [kindly] ask her to find a new seat so you can enjoy your movie in peace.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Thank you for being the voice of reason. Seems like there are an awful lot of butthurt stalkers here today.
kat815 0
Did she have you at gun point?
shaaayyee 0
Pshhh. And they say guys are oblivious.
born_hustla 26
date should have ended right there and then.-
jennSeSmeh 0
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