Today, the girl I love made me text my best friend how much she loved him. This because her phone died. I was at the movies with her on our date. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
Today, I was texting a girl that I've liked for some time. When I asked her what she was doing, she replied "texting and p.s. I love you". I replied by telling her my feelings for her. Turns out "p.s. I love you" was the name of the movie she was watching with her friends. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML
Today, I wanted to text my girlfriend but lately we'd been at a loss for things to talk about. I thought, "Come on, she's your girlfriend, what's the worst that could happen." One hour and twenty two minutes later, I was single. FML
Today, I sent a text to the girl I've been getting to know online, text which was meant for my best friend. It was a screenshot of my her Instagram page with the caption, "I can't believe I'm actually going to talk to her today." FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
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kmeredith 8
also I think the word 'love' is used very loosely these days... there isn't love at first sight... there is lust and passion but love comes from a mutual respect for each other and ur time together, lust slowly grows into love... sorry just my opinion :)
bluegoldfish 7
ouch. so no second date planned?
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Comments (163)
kei1108 13
... What?!? Why?!? ........WHAT?!?
TheNewGuy03 29
if she was aware that she was on a date with you, then that makes the situation worse... however, you should have simply avoided sending anything, unless you were held at gunpoint and told to do so, which is unlikely. having something like this happen to you is particularly denigrating. you're not someone's toy; don't get punked out that easily. move on, and let her do her stupid bullshit by herself. you obviously don't (or shouldn't) want anyone like that. oh, and warn your best friend, unless he's a dipshit and only cares about pussy. |the kid|
TheDrifter 24
Hey now, he could be a very bright person that only cares about pussy. As long as the friend knows what she's like going in and doesn't get attached, that could lead to months of devoted sex before she discerns that he is only using her for her body.
honey_bee_fml 1
One more reason to turn your phone off while at the movies. Could have avoided sending the text that way. OR you could have just not done it. I bet it was pretty awkward for your best friend, too.
WallyTheWombat 0
I don't see how so many FMLs have someone who "loves" someone else even though they don't know shit about them. it's called a crush. OP, now you know not to invest all your feelings into someone before you get the chance to know them.
JesterMarcus 0
1: You obviously have no clue what love is. 2: Gain some damn self respect you loser.
unvmesucka 0
lol @ 19
unvmesucka 0
ii I really hope your dog came up with your two respones and if not, FYL
BaileyP 2
It's not love it's just a crush on someone you know nothing about apparently, get over it
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
I've noticed this too, it's like an odd pattern. It feels like they were all written by either the same person, or a special interest group for lonely stalkers that was given this as an assignment for 'opening up'.
SeaNDouble 1
it sucks because it was the girl he loved. XD