FML : Today, the girl I'd been seeing for a few weeks lost her mind and yanked my car's e-brake while we were on the highway. Why? Because I said I wasn't really...

Today, the girl I'd been seeing for a few weeks lost her mind and yanked my car's e-brake while we were on the highway. Why? Because I said I wasn't really interested in having kids. Guess I'll cross that relationship off as a "hell no". FML

I agree, your life sucks

Phew, glad it wasn't me

By Anonymous - / Sunday 12 June 2016 10:00 / Australia - Port Melbourne

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By meatloaf11 | 23

#6626908 - Monday 13 June 2016 1:38

Time to pull the e-break on your relationship.

By bradleybaldwin | 9

#6626911 - Monday 13 June 2016 1:44

Bitch put both your lives in danger.

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By Shawn2095 | 18

#6626907 - Monday 13 June 2016 1:38

Dude. Run.

holyshmolly | 13

#6627168 - Monday 13 June 2016 10:04

Or ditch her and drive away!

By meatloaf11 | 23

#6626908 - Monday 13 June 2016 1:38

Time to pull the e-break on your relationship.

By bradleybaldwin | 9

#6626911 - Monday 13 June 2016 1:44

Bitch put both your lives in danger.

DoomedGemini | 37

#6626949 - Monday 13 June 2016 2:33

And others

crudeandrudeguy | 29

#6627045 - Monday 13 June 2016 5:29

Because he might not be interested in having kids... especially at this stage of the relationship. So what?!?! Nut job

By XSeraphinX | 18

#6626912 - Monday 13 June 2016 1:44

Clearly a huge red flag. Glad you're getting away from her.

By Teyros | 24

#6626914 - Monday 13 June 2016 1:46

Better get out before she gets a hold of your e brake.
(A for effort?)

SecundusSecunda | 27

#6626929 - Monday 13 June 2016 1:59

I rate it 5/7
Well done, #5

Teyros | 24

#6626936 - Monday 13 June 2016 2:14

Thanks bud. It's a life of approval from others.

withered | 30

#6627124 - Monday 13 June 2016 8:16

Stop trying to make 5/7 happen. It's not going to happen. Don't know why people were impressed by that bad excuse of a "trolling".

laden_swallow09 | 34

#6627250 - Monday 13 June 2016 13:23

I was tempted to post my confusion on what 5/7 is supposed to mean, but after some consulting with UrbanDictionary, it seems like 5/7 is indeed every bit as stupid as 32 says it is.

By iiTzNeeNerz | 26

#6626918 - Monday 13 June 2016 1:48

That's a quick way to put a stop to a relationship.

lilchica22001 | 22

#6627158 - Monday 13 June 2016 9:49

I see whatcha did there and I'm likin it!

AverageAvarice | 23

#6627783 - Tuesday 14 June 2016 6:58

Press the like button quietly please.

By tigerisabelle | 31

#6626920 - Monday 13 June 2016 1:51

Jeez, that escaladed quickly. That girl would have driven you crazy. It's obvious she's got no idea when to put on the brakes. Don't reverse your decision; push the pedal down and speed outta there. You auto know when to get out.

By emeraldarcher74 | 30

#6626927 - Monday 13 June 2016 1:57

Run fast, run hard.

By chosha_fml | 25

#6626930 - Monday 13 June 2016 2:00

Scary that psycho might being having kids with anyone.

By InfiniteSunshine | 32

#6626932 - Monday 13 June 2016 2:07

Oh you don't want to have kids, well let's just potentially kill us both then, cause that will solve everything. Seriously, what the hell goes through these types of peoples' minds?