Love: Today, the girl I'd been seeing for a few weeks lost her mind...

By Anonymous - 12/06/2016 10:00 - Australia - Port Melbourne

Today, the girl I'd been seeing for a few weeks lost her mind and yanked my car's e-brake while we were on the highway. Why? Because I said I wasn't really interested in having kids. Guess I'll cross that relationship off as a "hell no". FML

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You deserved it 2 162

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2018 03:00

Today, I was cuddling with the girl I've been seeing for the past few months. She was saying how much she liked me and how much I meant to her. Reciprocating those feelings, I asked her to be my girlfriend. It was a HARD no for her. Then she drove me an hour and a half home. FML

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By good riddance - 29/05/2022 16:00

Today, my girlfriend flipped out and dumped me. According to her, not stopping for a dog in the road makes me a sociopath and unsuitable for a relationship. Yes, because slamming on my brakes or swerving into the next lane while doing 75 on the highway and causing a wreck made so much more sense. FML

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By starfishedasshole - 30/03/2014 16:50 - United States

Today, I broke up with my psycho girlfriend of one month. She actually expected me to let her keep the vintage car that I've been rebuilding for the past two years, and when I refused, she threatened to burn my garage down with us still in it. FML

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You deserved it 4 350

By GlueAndCarrots - 29/05/2015 15:05 - Canada - Markham

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML

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You deserved it 4 353

By genderless - 17/10/2016 19:34 - South Africa - Pretoria

Today, the person I was seeing asked to be just friends. A few hours later, they tried to talk me into having sex. FML

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Check yourself before you wreck yourself

By Anonymous - 12/04/2021 02:00

Today, I dumped my girlfriend because she frequently wouldn't answer my texts or phone calls, and not call or message back for days. I felt that bringing it up made me a control freak. I couldn't take it anymore. FML

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You deserved it 331

By Steven - 14/07/2023 16:00

Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML

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You deserved it 893

By Anonymous - 05/10/2017 08:00 - United States - Park City

Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML

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You deserved it 425

What the F, lady?

By Anonymous - 01/09/2012 00:49 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML

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You deserved it 2 500

By Anonymous - 04/04/2015 10:16 - India

Today, the girl I've been seeing for less than a week started raging and ended up threatening me with a knife, after I shot down her idea of getting married next month. FML

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meatloaf11 23

Monday 13 June 2016 1:38

Time to pull the e-break on your relationship.

bradleybaldwin 9

Monday 13 June 2016 1:44

Bitch put both your lives in danger.

Comments

Shawn2095 18

Monday 13 June 2016 1:38

Dude. Run.

holyshmolly 13

Monday 13 June 2016 10:04

Or ditch her and drive away!

meatloaf11 23

Monday 13 June 2016 1:38

Time to pull the e-break on your relationship.

bradleybaldwin 9

Monday 13 June 2016 1:44

Bitch put both your lives in danger.

DoomedGemini 37

Monday 13 June 2016 2:33

And others

crudeandrudeguy 29

Monday 13 June 2016 5:29

Because he might not be interested in having kids... especially at this stage of the relationship. So what?!?! Nut job

XSeraphinX 18

Monday 13 June 2016 1:44

Clearly a huge red flag. Glad you're getting away from her.

Teyros 24

Monday 13 June 2016 1:46

Better get out before she gets a hold of your e brake. (A for effort?)

SecundusSecunda 27

Monday 13 June 2016 1:59

I rate it 5/7 Well done, #5

Teyros 24

Monday 13 June 2016 2:14

Thanks bud. It's a life of approval from others.

withered 30

Monday 13 June 2016 8:16

Stop trying to make 5/7 happen. It's not going to happen. Don't know why people were impressed by that bad excuse of a "trolling".

laden_swallow09 34

Monday 13 June 2016 13:23

I was tempted to post my confusion on what 5/7 is supposed to mean, but after some consulting with UrbanDictionary, it seems like 5/7 is indeed every bit as stupid as 32 says it is.

iiTzNeeNerz 26

Monday 13 June 2016 1:48

That's a quick way to put a stop to a relationship.

lilchica22001 22

Monday 13 June 2016 9:49

I see whatcha did there and I'm likin it!

AverageAvarice 23

Tuesday 14 June 2016 6:58

Press the like button quietly please.

tigerisabelle 31

Monday 13 June 2016 1:51

Jeez, that escaladed quickly. That girl would have driven you crazy. It's obvious she's got no idea when to put on the brakes. Don't reverse your decision; push the pedal down and speed outta there. You auto know when to get out.

emeraldarcher74 30

Monday 13 June 2016 1:57

Run fast, run hard.

chosha_fml 26

Monday 13 June 2016 2:00

Scary that psycho might being having kids with anyone.

InfiniteSunshine 32

Monday 13 June 2016 2:07

Oh you don't want to have kids, well let's just potentially kill us both then, cause that will solve everything. Seriously, what the hell goes through these types of peoples' minds?