Today, the 6 year old girl I was babysitting asked me, "Why are you so ugly? Are you an alien? Because aliens are about as ugly as you are." FML
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Today, I was volunteering at the daycare in my area. When this one kid was leaving, he asked his mom, "Why is she so ugly?" FML
Today, I told my 8 year-old daughter that she looks a lot like mommy. Now she won't come out of her room because she thinks she's ugly. FML
Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML
Today, I asked my grandmother what she looked like when she was young. She casually replied, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML
Today, I was babysitting a 5-year-old girl and we were coloring. She made me a card that was very sweet, so I smiled. She looked at me and went "Don't smile, your smile is really scary." FML
Today, I was babysitting a little girl, and we were playing with dolls. After we fed her babies, we put them down for a nap. After a few minutes, I asked if they'd had enough sleep. She looked at me like I was a freak and said, "Uh, they're not real babies, you know…" FML
Today, my 4-year-old daughter asked me when I was going to be skinny like her daycare lady. FML
Today, I was babysitting a three-year-old. She asked me what was wrong with my belly. I had to explain to her that I'm just fat. Twice. FML
Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML
Today, while babysitting, the little boy explained to me why I was single, reasons such as 'unattractive' and 'not the girlfriend type'. I cried. FML
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Breeneefml12 0
punch the bitch
rm010 0
No offense but little kids speak the truth.
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Comments (130)
Starfire22 5
Haha, kids can be so rude!
akikislam 0
surgery
J4cks0n 0
Ignore her comment. Maybe you're not EMO. That's why she thinks you're ugly
austin9991 0
well did you answer her question? cause if a 6 year old says you're ugly you probably are.
austin9991 0
and the "brown sugar" chick obviously doesn't realize that she too, is ass-ugly.
luckyducky123 0
=) Thanks for saying what I was thinking.
girlygirl666 0
No she's not. I just looked at her pic- there's no reason to say that, assholes.
harajukujunkie 0
sweetheart I'm black n I'd beat da shit outa that lil girl...n den tell her parents I did nthen quit
Ascaryrobot 0
Yes, the I'm black thing. I could of guessed by your comment, there was no need to say you were black. I can imagine the snappy attitude and thick thighs right now.
premiermois 5
Giiirrrrl please you be trippin. *z-snap head-bob* Mmmmmhmm.
Ak30 5
black girls are the sexiest!
aicky 0
I woulda told her that yes you are an alien and the babysitting gig was a way to get to her and take her soul through her butthole. what a rude little beeatch!
Sophia93 0
This sounds fake.
CrazyAssStories 0
so? oh no, you were called a name. well stop bitching and suck it up u pussy
R3kli3 10
And that's reason I effin hates kids.
patticake1601 0
and you were born fully grown? you were a kid too dipshit
Seventytimeseven 0
Because they're brutally honest?