Bullshit excuse

By Anonymous - 27/09/2021 08:00

Today, my girlfriend recently dumped me because she's serious about her career (temp secretary) and needs a man who’s also serious about his career. I’m an area manager for 6 hotels, making almost six figures. I found out she's now dating a very low level weed dealer. Serious career. Sure. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 672
You deserved it 132

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I've seen this before and here's why it happens...math That dude simply has more time to spend with her than you. I bet you work 50+ hours a week, median street dealer works about 20. That's 30+ more hours a week that he has to build/nurture his relationships that you just don't have. I mean just imagine what you could do with 30+ more hours a week and an extremely flexible schedule. On the other hand, she'll probably get tired of bailing him out jail.

sounds like it was planned and she just needed a reason. move on and cut your losses bro

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sounds like it was planned and she just needed a reason. move on and cut your losses bro

I've seen this before and here's why it happens...math That dude simply has more time to spend with her than you. I bet you work 50+ hours a week, median street dealer works about 20. That's 30+ more hours a week that he has to build/nurture his relationships that you just don't have. I mean just imagine what you could do with 30+ more hours a week and an extremely flexible schedule. On the other hand, she'll probably get tired of bailing him out jail.

caraag 5

Naw she left cause he gives her more money for less work 😂🤷🏻‍♀️

And1 12

A dealer will have more disposable income to spend on her, not to mention free drugs! Does she have a dependence problem? Check if she needs any help, and then move on 👍

Why, as a rich guy with a humble-bragging salary, are you with someone who's likely to end up in jail? Before you leave her, just put 3 hours of tutoring in the blue Adidas.

bullet dodged my dude

She obviously wasn't looking for what you were offering, and her excuse shows she is dishonest besides. Sounds like you dodged a bullet. Smarten up, and if you're such a good catch you should find someone who does value your assets.

And1 12

Free weed, need I say more?

Congrats, you dodged a bullet. A good thing to do now is to build yourself up with the free time you have

diraven 15

But on the bright side now you know where to score some weed