Today, the 6 year old girl I was babysitting asked me, "Why are you so ugly? Are you an alien? Because aliens are about as ugly as you are." FML
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Today, I was volunteering at the daycare in my area. When this one kid was leaving, he asked his mom, "Why is she so ugly?" FML
Today, I told my 8 year-old daughter that she looks a lot like mommy. Now she won't come out of her room because she thinks she's ugly. FML
Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML
Today, I asked my grandmother what she looked like when she was young. She casually replied, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML
Today, I was babysitting a 5-year-old girl and we were coloring. She made me a card that was very sweet, so I smiled. She looked at me and went "Don't smile, your smile is really scary." FML
Today, I was babysitting a little girl, and we were playing with dolls. After we fed her babies, we put them down for a nap. After a few minutes, I asked if they'd had enough sleep. She looked at me like I was a freak and said, "Uh, they're not real babies, you know…" FML
Today, my 4-year-old daughter asked me when I was going to be skinny like her daycare lady. FML
Today, I was babysitting a three-year-old. She asked me what was wrong with my belly. I had to explain to her that I'm just fat. Twice. FML
Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML
Today, while babysitting, the little boy explained to me why I was single, reasons such as 'unattractive' and 'not the girlfriend type'. I cried. FML
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Breeneefml12 0
punch the bitch
rm010 0
No offense but little kids speak the truth.
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Comments (130)
rosierosierosie 0
Kids are annoying and stupid, why do you care what they think?
FarSide 23
This is true. Hell, nobody even cares what YOU think.
FD929 0
"From the mouths of babes". Sorry lady, perhaps you should consider elective surgery.
Ninjaface 0
Her comment was offensive and uncalled for. Not all aliens are ugly!
r8j20cm3lv 5
dude its a six year old you're going all like my life is f'ed up well if you believe six year olds telling you you're ugly then you just ignore it
BRiANNE123 0
it bugs me when kids say mean stuff cuz u can't say anything mean back.
FarSide 23
Oh you are so ******* wrong... It is obvious your kids will end up pregnant, clogging the court system, and in prison. FYL.
leadrunner751 3
**** her
oasisaddict 0
What a mouth! But she might be wrong. There´s this person of who I thought was pretty when I was smaller. Fact is, she actually isn´t. Might be the other way around here. Maybe she defines people as pretty who have dark eyelashes, long hair, blue eyes or something like that.
roymustanglover 0
Aw! Don't listen to her. Little kids always say things like that. One little girl called me mustache girl. I was really upset, but it turns out she was referring to the fake mustache I had to wear for a play. Little kids don't always know what beauty is; when I was little, I thought that Marilyn Monroe was ugly...Plus, a lot of the time, kids call you ugly just to try it out. Maybe she was insulted at school that day, and wanted to make someone else feel bad. Who knows?
purplepickle 0
when i was 5 i called my mom fat (in my language) not because she was, but because i wanted to use the word since it's an interesting word to say. Also, my mother is larger than my (skinny) father, so i figured she would be the most appropriate. yeah that wasn't the smartest decision though.... but yeah there's my little kid thought process.
ufcgsp92 0
you shoulda told her if she keeps runnin her little mouth your gonna deck her ass with a frying pan and make her look just like you.... you gotta teach that little shit a lesson