Today, the 6 year old girl I was babysitting asked me, "Why are you so ugly? Are you an alien? Because aliens are about as ugly as you are." FML
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Today, I was volunteering at the daycare in my area. When this one kid was leaving, he asked his mom, "Why is she so ugly?" FML
Today, I told my 8 year-old daughter that she looks a lot like mommy. Now she won't come out of her room because she thinks she's ugly. FML
Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML
Today, I asked my grandmother what she looked like when she was young. She casually replied, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML
Today, I was babysitting a 5-year-old girl and we were coloring. She made me a card that was very sweet, so I smiled. She looked at me and went "Don't smile, your smile is really scary." FML
Today, I was babysitting a little girl, and we were playing with dolls. After we fed her babies, we put them down for a nap. After a few minutes, I asked if they'd had enough sleep. She looked at me like I was a freak and said, "Uh, they're not real babies, you know…" FML
Today, my 4-year-old daughter asked me when I was going to be skinny like her daycare lady. FML
Today, I was babysitting a three-year-old. She asked me what was wrong with my belly. I had to explain to her that I'm just fat. Twice. FML
Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML
Today, while babysitting, the little boy explained to me why I was single, reasons such as 'unattractive' and 'not the girlfriend type'. I cried. FML
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Breeneefml12 0
punch the bitch
rm010 0
No offense but little kids speak the truth.
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Comments (130)
itspimpz 0
haha 26 made my day. yea stop being ugly
1121345 0
aww, I'm sorry. but little kids are like that.
vetter_fml 0
Some children just say things to test their boundaries and the limits of what's acceptable to say. Don't let it bother you too much.
JarheadX_fml 0
kids do speak the truth
Six_and_the_Moon 3
You could always uglify her face with the stove burner. That'll learn her. :p
jamjenni2774 0
Sounds like someone need to B taught some manners! I can C a 4 year old maby saying something like that but 6, no. That is one rude ass kid!
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silverspire29 2
Agreed.
kirakira333 0
that's when you say "yes. now lay down on your stomach so I can do some anal probing to learn more about your kind." ;D
mr3speed 0
That sucks, how's that go, "out of the mouths of babe's". Well I hope you scolded the little critic, however kids at that age rarely lie, you most likely are ugly like an alien, but don't worry you can fix ugh, stupid on the other hand........