Today, thanks to our computer's browser history, I found out that my wife has been searching for local therapists who deal with cases of severe sex addiction. We've only had sex twice since we got married four months ago. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was looking through my Internet browsing history. Apparently my wife had searched "How to have an affair without getting caught". FML
Today, I learned that my wife had an affair with another guy. She met him while we were on a trip in another state for marriage counseling. The reason we were in marriage counseling was because she had no desire for sex, and we had gone for two years without it. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
Today, after spending a week defending my marriage to everyone, I found out my husband has an addiction I never knew about. Hookers. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
Today, I have been married for nearly 16 years. I've not had sex in over three years. My wife spends all hours chatting and gaming online with friends, and when she finally crashes into bed, she just goes to sleep. FML
Today, my wife accused me of using her for sex. I'd only just admitted to her two days ago that I've been struggling to get it up to try and perform, after a hospital stay and a month of almost no sexual contact. FML
Today, I tried to talk to my wife about our lack of sex lately. Apparently, her therapist told her that her high libido and eagerness to experiment came from her early childhood issues, so now she's working through her trauma and will never want sex again. FML
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Top comments
TheChiver 7
Well if she wants it, give it to her!!
BryanThaMan 14
"Accidentally" leave a browsing history for a divorce attorney ;)
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Comments (155)
Vinchenzo_Flux 8
Maybe she is Asexual...? I don't know about this one.
Dblocker 18
If she was asexual then she wouldn't have a SEX addiction now would she?
outoftown 27
23 - If she's asexual, she may think twice in four months is excessive on OP's part. If they abstained before marriage, OP might not have known.
In_some_bullshit 13
Very well said #31
drayloon 50
Twice in 4 months?? No wonder she's looking for alternatives
TheRandomIndian 17
I don't think that's a good reason for her to go ****-mode
PincessBoff 6
Thank you. Some people are so stupid!
laya_fml 26
Maybe she is trying to get over her addiction by quitting cold turkey. Hopefully, we won't see an FML from you about finding pages on how to confess to having an affair in your browser history,
feefifofumxx 13
How does cold turkey help?* *See other FML
RedPillSucks 33
See, you hold the turkey about waste high, with it's head pointing away from you. Insert member into turkey cavity (remember to remove the gizzard and giblets). Thrust vigorously. However, I've been told that it's actually much better with a warm turkey. But not straight out of the oven.
toalysium 15
Was this the situation before you were married also? If it took you that long to notice you weren't getting any I'm a little dubious about who's to blame.
Pyapi 20
Please consider the possibility that OP did not have relations with his now wife until after they married
daniel_dd31 13
Hopefully she was doing it for a friend.
fnyunj 3
. . . a very close, "platonic" friend. . .
perdix 31
You need to feed that dragon!
poccocurantes 7
What do you think Perdix, should we stage an intervention?
Futacy 30
There are two things wrong woth this... and frankly, I can't figure out which one is worse.
gc327072 31
"…and frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."
RedPillSucks 33
Who's this frank person everyone is talking about? Is that who OPs wife is cheating on him with?
7Diamond 12
Poor you.. and her.
Cbizzlez 10
Was she looking for sex therapists on Craigslist? Cuz if not maybe she's fighting the urge to bang other people
AirBusDriver 23
Perhaps his wife is actually frigid and considers her husband sexual needs as addictive by her standards. Sex therapy for both may help sort this one out before talk of divorce...