By papersofdivorce - 31/01/2013 17:08 - Peru - Lima

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Today, thanks to our computer's browser history, I found out that my wife has been searching for local therapists who deal with cases of severe sex addiction. We've only had sex twice since we got married four months ago. FML
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BryanThaMan 14

"Accidentally" leave a browsing history for a divorce attorney ;)

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Scooby4201 4

ur a fuccin idiot , look at it like this some1.. if not you will fuc ur wife, everyday.

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tj4234 35

*you're ******** *someone ***** *your Also the first coma should be a full stop.

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TheGoldStandard 6

Dude..give it to your wife and bring it up afterwards. Make a joke about sex addicts like "can you believe some people are addicted to this ?!" See where it goes.

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thewife5 19

Maybe since you had sex twice in four months, and you tried to have sex X amount of times, she's confused and think you're addicted to sex and is looking for a therapist for you. But really, just FYL dude

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onorexveritas 23

maybe she is interested in sex addiction? just talk to her about it... it looks bad... yeah, really bad, but everyone always assumes the worst

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waffule365 16

gotta keep your new wife satisfied OP

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kittycat2007 18

may she thinks op is a sex addict. just because they havent done it doesnt mean he didnt try.

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viper8608 9

did you wonder if that is why she is looking it up? I think you are the one holding back and she is trying to deal with it.

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xx000o 27

Maybe she could ask Tiger for some advice.

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jayhawkchik 4

Huh, maybe she thinks YOU need the therapy or something..because you want it more than she does.IDK.

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