By papersofdivorce - 31/01/2013 17:08 - Peru - Lima

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Today, thanks to our computer's browser history, I found out that my wife has been searching for local therapists who deal with cases of severe sex addiction. We've only had sex twice since we got married four months ago. FML
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Well if she wants it, give it to her!!

"Accidentally" leave a browsing history for a divorce attorney ;)

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Because that's all a husband is there for.

You didn't get the memo?

newly married and sex just twice!! what is wrong with you OP?

Haha i thumbed up this comment to make it 69 XD

It may not have anything to do with the OP but rather with a problem on her side. Besides, why do you assume automatically it's the guy fault?

142- I thumbed it down to not make it 69…

Get off this website 12 year old. This stuff is not for little boys like you.

Well if she wants it, give it to her!!

Oh god did I misread this FML...

10- according to the upvotes I think you were right on track xD.

Uh-oh.. I see where this is going

I think he might need some papersofdivorce.

Its possible she loves her husband and thats why she wants to get over her addiction. I think OP should talk to her

This is one of the few times, in which the comment dump her is acceptable. Judging by your username, the phrase also works.

This may be true but OP and his wife really need to brush up on their communication skills. Seriously? Sex twice over 4 months and their sex issues never came up in conversation? Get to it OP!

Are you sure? Are you certain she's not trying to be proactive and seek help before acting out?

"Accidentally" leave a browsing history for a divorce attorney ;)

Surprising her is a really bad idea. He should ask her about it without jumping to conclusions. Perhaps she thinks he has the addiction because he wants it more. Or perhaps she was searching it for her friend. There are plausible scenarios that do not equal cheating and hitting her with divorce papers unexpectedly could seriously compromise an otherwise good relationship.

Hopefully she's not banging her sex therapist's too.

I think I just figured out my new career.

Therapist: So, how are you feeling today? Wife: Pretty horny. Therapist: I see... Well, I can help you overcome that for today... ;)

Is it bad that I giggled about your profile picture being a banana undressing?

Maybe she was just looking for a friend... Give her the benefit of doubt...

Oh yeah thats logical.

No hang on... Maybe she thinks OP has a sex addiction because he wants more sex than the tiny amount they are having and she's looking sex addiction up for him. Makes you think huh?!

I didn't think of it that way! You really turned this into a mystery. If they've been married for months you would think they'd be having sex every few days, or even every day. But since they've only had sex a few times he probably begs her for sex... Which could be the reason to the search history! You have earned the Sherlock Holmes trophy.

that's actually pretty logical now that I think about it from your POV 43 but what if it really is her?

That's the way I thought it was too 43. Might just be my personal experience though, my partner thinks it's all kinds of wild to have sex twice in one week >.>

I personally support this induction. Especially since they've only been married for four months; I'm sure it would have taken a "severe sex addict" longer than that to get tired of her hubby...

This was my train of thought initially. But I pity her (and the man, by proxy) if she thinks that having sex twice in four months is excessive. That's just weird. In related news, having wildly opposite sex drives can make or break a relationship, so it might be worth looking into if that is truly the problem.

That was my first thought #43.

43 I was thinking the same thing!

At first I thought that you were hinting towards "friend with benefits". :0 Now I feel stupid. :L

I agree with this whole thread. Obviously I think they need to talk about it but I don't necessarily think that it's definite that she's cheating. Chances are, if she actually did have a sex addiction...he would be getting a lot more than he is.

Don't know enough about Peru, but in some cultures the male libido is much more energized that the womans. It may very well be that 1) They didn't have sex before marriage 2) He's only just now finding out that she's just not that into sex, 3) They've only had sex twice, but he's been asking incessantly so she thinks he's addicted

some kinds of sex addicts have issues with having sex with their "legitimate" partner. They'll go have all kinds of risky sex with strangers, but then go home to their spouse and be all like; "I'm not in the mood". It's seriously fucked up, and frankly - divorce that shit.

cause she's too busy with the sancho

You're not the one she's having sex with obviously.

You don't say..

Well this is a good thing too if you can get her to like having sex with you your set for life;)

Captain Obvious, everybody......

She's seeking a therapist, so maybe it's not quite so obvious.

that's two issues in one, shame OP...