By anonymous - 24/11/2015 19:38 - Switzerland - Unterageri

Spicy
Today, something must be wrong with me. Last night, my dick went limper than overcooked spaghetti while in my wife's mouth, yet today I popped a massive boner that you could hammer nails with, while cutting the grass. FML
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gratunka 11

it could be environmental. nothing to do with you. take your wife to the great outdoors for some nature rumbling/tumbling.

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Mike3258 18

only reason I disliked this was because it was at Satan's numbers....

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hockey_kid23 18

I had to favorite this because of the descriptions used. On another note that is shitty op and weird...

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worldclassrager 39

Maybe you can have your oral sex after mowing the lawn as a reward?

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SecundusSecunda 27

His palms are sweaty, his boner is now spaghetti!

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AcrusaderA 10

could be the vibrations. have her give you a hummer.

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Drakone 9

Do you just so happened to be named Hank hill?

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