No free lunch

By ParkingGuy - 15/08/2009 00:19 - United States

Today, while working as a parking booth attendant, I decided to be nice and give a woman free parking. I said, "Give me a high five and I'll give you free parking, since I already did the paperwork." She said, "I'd rather pay," with a really disgusted look. I also had to redo the paperwork. FML
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GreenDaysGeekGrl 0

Aww. My friend gives free parking at her job all the time. What an ungrateful lady... jeeez.

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ehon82 3

F the wench, if she can't be cool about free parking she'll get hers someday.

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DaBombb316 0

can't you get fired for that? aren't there cameras that could have seen you do that?

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that_guy321 2

the amount would probably just be taken from the OP's paycheck

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vampvalencia 0

I'd rather pay too. Stupid optimists.

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GreenDaysGeekGrl 0

Aww. My friend gives free parking at her job all the time. What an ungrateful lady... jeeez.

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ehon82 3

F the wench, if she can't be cool about free parking she'll get hers someday.

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blankaex 0

Lol it aint free. It costs a high-five. They wlare awesome!

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jem1991 0

YDI for being disgusting

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Iamnotmyself 17

Now come on, it's probably some dumb "I'm better than anyone else" blonde idiot. Unless he clearly had some disease or something questionable on his hand, FYL

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LissaMccracken 23

You don't even know him, how can you say he's disgusting?

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EwahWeeWah 21

How the **** is a high-five disgusting?

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debo123 0

Damn what a BITCHH!!!!

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I_ate_pikachu 0

Maybe she was being paranoid. Not many people are nice like that.

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GGnoRe 0

Wow she's a bitch.. Why do people like her even exist anyways?

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Christineiscool 0

Wow I can't believe you didnt flip that bitch

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ZuRG_fml 7

How much paperwork is necessary for parking? YDI, but it's not even an FML

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Paperdollheart 0

I think you and her were thinking about two different high fives.....haha http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=high-five

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UnicornsDoExist 0

okay. that's funny! lmao

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CyclonePsycho 1

Her mind was obviously in the gutter then. Doesn't take much brain power to connect that he meant an actual high five. =

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