FML : Today, I was in my car studying on the campus parking lot. It was cold outside so I had the windows up. I had a severe upset stomach and was privately...

Today, I was in my car studying on the campus parking lot. It was cold outside so I had the windows up. I had a severe upset stomach and was privately drowning in my own flatulence. Moments later, my crush knocks on the window to ask me something. I had to roll the windows down. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Wednesday 28 October 2009 07:19 / United States

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By ArthursLifeSucks | 2

#642918 - Wednesday 28 October 2009 16:12

Roll down the opposite one first. Your life stinks. heehee.

By chalkdust | 4

#642925 - Wednesday 28 October 2009 16:14

lol @ "privately drowning in my own flatulence"

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By Chuck1993 | 0

#642907 - Wednesday 28 October 2009 16:06

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Adm_Twigs | 19

#6130328 - Saturday 29 November 2014 18:05

my issue is the statement "its cold outside" even northern Cali is warmer than Mn haha

By Tequilamockngbrd | 7

#642913 - Wednesday 28 October 2009 16:11

You should have written a warning sign for him/her!

"Make me roll down this window at your own risk." He/she would have appreciated your honesty, I'm sure. Plus, it'd make you seem all mysterious and jazz. Mysterious is sexy, right?

By ArthursLifeSucks | 2

#642918 - Wednesday 28 October 2009 16:12

Roll down the opposite one first. Your life stinks. heehee.

Jcat_fml | 0

#642978 - Wednesday 28 October 2009 16:57

I agree, I think I would have done that to let it out, then rolled down the one they were at. That's just nasty.

Sun_Kissed18 | 25

#643265 - Wednesday 28 October 2009 21:24

Was just thinking that. "Accidentally" roll down the other, say oops, then roll down that one. Problem avoided.

tarana | 0

#643292 - Wednesday 28 October 2009 21:57

I don't know about you, but my car doesn't have automatic windows, so I have to reach down and roll them open. Makes it a little harder to accidentally roll the wrong window down, haha. Maybe the OP had the same problem.

nihilanth | 0

#643796 - Thursday 29 October 2009 3:08

did she choke?

By chalkdust | 4

#642925 - Wednesday 28 October 2009 16:14

lol @ "privately drowning in my own flatulence"

blland | 0

#643882 - Thursday 29 October 2009 4:25

i thought that was the worst part. i mean, would you rather smell shit or let someone else do it for you?

By perdix | 29

#642930 - Wednesday 28 October 2009 16:16

Maybe you'll be lucky and find out that he is into Cleveland Steamers, Boston Pancakes, Dirty Sanchez, blumpkins, etc. and will pop a boner at your poo-scented aroma.

You spins the wheel, you takes yer chances.