By Anonymous - United States
Today, I was in my car studying on the campus parking lot. It was cold outside so I had the windows up. I had a severe upset stomach and was privately drowning in my own flatulence. Moments later, my crush knocks on the window to ask me something. I had to roll the windows down. FML
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By  Tequilamockngbrd  |  7

You should have written a warning sign for him/her!

"Make me roll down this window at your own risk." He/she would have appreciated your honesty, I'm sure. Plus, it'd make you seem all mysterious and jazz. Mysterious is sexy, right?

  tarana  |  0

I don't know about you, but my car doesn't have automatic windows, so I have to reach down and roll them open. Makes it a little harder to accidentally roll the wrong window down, haha. Maybe the OP had the same problem.

By  perdix  |  29

Maybe you'll be lucky and find out that he is into Cleveland Steamers, Boston Pancakes, Dirty Sanchez, blumpkins, etc. and will pop a boner at your poo-scented aroma.

You spins the wheel, you takes yer chances.