By Anonymous - 28/10/2009 07:19 - United States

Today, I was in my car studying on the campus parking lot. It was cold outside so I had the windows up. I had a severe upset stomach and was privately drowning in my own flatulence. Moments later, my crush knocks on the window to ask me something. I had to roll the windows down. FML
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ArthursLifeSucks 2

Roll down the opposite one first. Your life stinks. heehee.

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chalkdust 4
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lol @ "privately drowning in my own flatulence"

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Chuck1993 0
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Adm_Twigs 19
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my issue is the statement "its cold outside" even northern Cali is warmer than Mn haha

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Tequilamockngbrd 7
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You should have written a warning sign for him/her! "Make me roll down this window at your own risk." He/she would have appreciated your honesty, I'm sure. Plus, it'd make you seem all mysterious and jazz. Mysterious is sexy, right?

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ArthursLifeSucks 2

Roll down the opposite one first. Your life stinks. heehee.

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Jcat_fml 0
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I agree, I think I would have done that to let it out, then rolled down the one they were at. That's just nasty.

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Sun_Kissed18 25

Was just thinking that. "Accidentally" roll down the other, say oops, then roll down that one. Problem avoided.

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tarana 0
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I don't know about you, but my car doesn't have automatic windows, so I have to reach down and roll them open. Makes it a little harder to accidentally roll the wrong window down, haha. Maybe the OP had the same problem.

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nihilanth 0
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did she choke?

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chalkdust 4
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lol @ "privately drowning in my own flatulence"

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blland 0

i thought that was the worst part. i mean, would you rather smell shit or let someone else do it for you?

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perdix 29

Maybe you'll be lucky and find out that he is into Cleveland Steamers, Boston Pancakes, Dirty Sanchez, blumpkins, etc. and will pop a boner at your poo-scented aroma. You spins the wheel, you takes yer chances.

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Intoxicunt 5
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You forgot Alabama Hotpocket, the best one!

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perdix 29

I also neglected the Alaska Pipeline. I'm not into that stuff, but I'd do one for Sarah Palin.

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nrsbabs06 0
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OMG this one is awesome!

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stlkid 0
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damn that suucks

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realsiq 0
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haha i would have just driven away

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LeStab 4

you were privately drowning in it wow your fucking wierd

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Acid80 3
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Why did you not just leave the car?

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