14) Unless your phone is your heart or your brain, you'll survive.

Can you call the cops for this? Not being sarcastic, I just don't know anyone who's ever called cops when their phone went missing. But then again, I only know two people who lost their phone and neither one of them called the cops. They just got new phones.

Someone stole your property, yes you can call the cops!

55, yes you can. Obviously not the emergency line but the local one for minor stuff. I have done it before for the same reason. You don't know who you could be dealing with, and at least cops are trained to deal with all walks of life and situations.

I know someone who used the tracking device on their iPhone, called the police, and they went and retrieved it for her.

It's larceny it is a 700 dollar phone.

Better yet, break in then call the cops. Foolproof.

Or just call the cops..

I'm a bit curious as to how you used an app on the phone that was taken from you.

69- I think that you could find your phone via iCloud, but this is just a guess.

75 is correct. You go online from a computer, log into your apple account, and access your phone from there.

You are on fire with those puns today!

It's the mustache, it gives him magical pun powers.

Pleonasm- phony?! C'mon man! That should've been iPhony!!

22- It must be the moustache; I always go through my puns with a fine-comb. 25- And phony already implies phone so I didn't see the necessity for adding the "i," I guess that's just me though! Well, maybe it would've set a better tone and made more of a buzz that way!

It's a phone-y mustache. Nothing about it rings true. You should probably try to cell it while you can. Edit: Crap yall beat me to it with some of the puns

haha it has a ring to it

Three, four Im breaking down the door!

Seven eight, too ******* late! *BAM*

Seven eight, it's gonna break! Nine ten, only a bend... Eleven twelve, I'll use shelve! ...I like to count. EDIT: Damn you tourette's guy! I have two extras in place as a contingency plan...

Wtf 50?

Dang #50... U killed it :/

Bust it wide open.

50 killed it so hard it died to death.

Be awkward if the iPhone wasn't there... Whoops wrong floor.

*some, not UBS!

10- to your about me: I don't hate him I don't like his music but I don't hate it, what i do hate is a bunch of 14 year olds who scream and cry when they see him and how obsessive they can be.

My car needs a paint job real bad how much do car painters charge these days :p

For a full respray your looking around 3-8grand depending where u go and how bad the condition your car is, I recommend flawless gloss in carrum downs his a great painter and just started shop so he'll give u a great price.

These comments are incredibly irrelevant...

Adding to the irrelevancy, anyone read any good books lately?

Actually, yes! Over the Edge of the World: Magellan's Circumnavigation of the Globe. It was a great and suspenseful read!

No call the police

with OP's iPhone?

Haven't you ever seen cops?!? Forget the window these idiots will tunnel out with a spoon!

NOBODY is scared of a pitchfork and a damn torch! .. Unless Frankenstein stole the phone!

Yea but it was still pricey. It's a Apple product.

Android phones are the ones that come out every week... iPhones are prices with barely any differences but only a new one every year >.>

Well androids arrn't made by one company, and have OPTIONS.

Um. No.. The jokes on OP cause the bastard that stole his would get a free iPhone! xD

Is there really a newer version of iPhone coming out soon?

#106 Yup the Iphone 5s now with a bigger screen and a higher resolution camera and an iphone 5s only app! Only £499 and because we know you love it looks the same!