By romancocks - 09/05/2014 20:31 - United States - Palatka

Today, some girl in the street mistook me for Richard Simmons. FML
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At least you're in shape.

Wow... Let's hope she's terrible with faces!

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Wow... Let's hope she's terrible with faces!

My question is.... How many FMLs are we going to get with people looking like Richard Simmons? This is the 4th or 5th one in the past six months. Either Richard Simmons had a lot of babies when no one was looking or he's being cloned.

I was wondering if OP was male or female...I assumed male. But I guess it doesn't matter what gender. It's shitty either way to be compared to him. Although I do think he IS quite fabulous!

At least you're in shape.

I know I'm in shape.. Are you?

"Im in shape... circle is a shape" - a wise man

before or after? ;-)

It was the hair right?

Nah, it was the shorts.

*Bright shorts

You should have pretended to be him!

If you are as fit as him at least it's not half bad. However, I don't think there is much of a market for a Richard Simmons look-alike.

The young version or the older one?

Where you wearing bright shorts and stretching?

Well, do you look like Richard Simmons?

Nope. He looks like Bob Ross. How the girl mistook him for Richard Simmons was a misunderstanding.

Actually, I think you'll find it was a happy accident ;)

You made me google who he is.. (Forgive me.. I'm not American.... Or Canadian)

Yet your profile says you're from canada? Or am I missing a joke...

just because she lives in Canada, doesn't make her Canadian or even *from* Canada.

And the results were frightening

Yes it does. For example, living in the US and becoming a citizen makes you American.

No, #50, it doesn't. You can live as an immigrant/refugee/resident of Canada/US without being Canadian or American. I live in Canada and I'm not yet a citizen, hence, I'm not Canadian.

To be fair, he did say become a citizen.