My question is.... How many FMLs are we going to get with people looking like Richard Simmons? This is the 4th or 5th one in the past six months. Either Richard Simmons had a lot of babies when no one was looking or he's being cloned.

I was wondering if OP was male or female...I assumed male. But I guess it doesn't matter what gender. It's shitty either way to be compared to him. Although I do think he IS quite fabulous!

I know I'm in shape.. Are you?

"Im in shape... circle is a shape" - a wise man

Nah, it was the shorts.

*Bright shorts

Were* :)

Thanks :)

Nope. He looks like Bob Ross. How the girl mistook him for Richard Simmons was a misunderstanding.

Actually, I think you'll find it was a happy accident ;)

Yet your profile says you're from canada? Or am I missing a joke...

just because she lives in Canada, doesn't make her Canadian or even *from* Canada.

And the results were frightening

Yes it does. For example, living in the US and becoming a citizen makes you American.

No, #50, it doesn't. You can live as an immigrant/refugee/resident of Canada/US without being Canadian or American. I live in Canada and I'm not yet a citizen, hence, I'm not Canadian.

To be fair, he did say become a citizen.

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