romancocks
Palatka, United States
Today, some girl in the street mistook me for Richard Simmons. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML
Unknown
United States
Today, while at the beach, I was mistaken for Snooki. FML
Anonymous
Chicago, United States
Don't do this
Today, I was at the gym trying to work up the courage to ask a girl out. She was on the treadmill, and I thought it would be cute to wave hello. Instead, she looked horrified and sped up, then slipped and fell off the treadmill. She thought I was mocking her, and now everyone at the gym hates me. FML
ohman
United States
Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML
Bee
Canada
Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML
ButImBeautiful
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Cheltenham, United Kingdom
Rare insults corner
Today, a little girl came up to me and told me I looked like a foot. Thanks a bunch, darling. FML
Hairdresser On Fire
Bristol, United Kingdom
Bad hair day
Today, I mistook a little girl for a boy. Unfortunately, I only realised my mistake until after I'd cut her hair. FML
shitbucketsfilledwithshit
Spring, United States
Today, while walking home after a night of partying, I saw a thin, bald person in a suit looking at me from across the street. I got flashbacks to the Slender Man, screamed like a little bitch and ran. Then I realized I'd just humiliated myself in front of some random guy waiting for a bus. FML
unluckymiss
United States
Today, I was at the store when I ran into an old friend from high school. He didn't recognize me at first, but when I told him who I was, he instantly shouted "Oh! Yeah! The fat chick from Mr. H's class!" FML
Mia
Laurel, United States
Today, I was mistaken for my twin brother twice. This probably wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a girl. FML
Top comments
capslockisgood 19
At least you're in shape.
abzray123 7
Wow... Let's hope she's terrible with faces!
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Comments (61)
alanharvey15 13
that could be a good thing if you wanted to get laid really bad
RamonTheGamer 7
Congrats?
FatherofTime87 18
Are you a boy or a girl? Although I guess it doesn't really make it better either way...
HowsBoutaRoadie 8
shave your head and change your clothes.
iamthunder 4
Time to come out of the closet!
justmeCee 16
Lol. Maybe stop wearing the short shorts, crop tops and headbands?
sarahtolkien 8
I mean, if you dress like him with those shorty shorts and tank tops with a white man afro and a sweatband....you deserve that more often
winningbacons 8
I wouldn't be too upset at that, you're an inspiration to people! You know, when I see a P-90 X or Insanity Workout infomercial and the guys say "YOU COULD LOOK LIKE ME!" And I'm like "hell no". Then I see Richard Simmons and I'm like "I could pull that off."
shamrock95 21
Aw man, that's unfortunate Op!