By Anais Strongrump III Jr. - 09/05/2014 20:41 - United States - Garland

Today, my parents decided to get with the times. So far, they've made me get Snapchat and Instagram accounts, and made me add them on Facebook. They keep acting like annoying teenagers, and get mad at me when I don't play along. For the love of god, somebody save me. FML
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Poor OP, they're just in the teenager phase. It'll pass ;)

Feel sorry for you, OP. It gets worse. I've had to explain to my parents what "YOLO" and "SWAG" mean

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That's the complete opposite of mine

Exactly. 16 and still "too young" to make any social media accounts. Even though I'm just not into them so I don't care too much

You have my condolences

wait until they want FML...

Suicide is the only option at this point.

Poor OP, they're just in the teenager phase. It'll pass ;)

Block them but don't introduce them to that button.

Feel sorry for you, OP. It gets worse. I've had to explain to my parents what "YOLO" and "SWAG" mean

I had to explain "THOT"

you guys have it easy. my mom wont stop saying these words in an attempt to be "hip"

I had to explain what twerking was to my mother -_- awkward times...

dat profile pic tho

My mom didn't know what twerking was, she thought it was the tongue thing that Miley Cyrus does.

I told my younger brother that swag and yolo were curse words so I don't have to hear him say them.

Message isn't obvious enough. Can't tell if OP actually needs help from hip parents?

Maybe you're parents are going through a Mid-Life crisis at the same time... If that's the case I feel so bad for you FYL OP.

One day my dad will ask me how to make a Facebook and I will cringe... until then I won't understand you OP sorry.

Even though I'm going to be 19 in less than a month, my dad would get pissed if I made a snap chat account. He doesn't know about my Instagram....

If you know you would cringe, then you already understand.

My mother made me make her a facebook account. She still doesn't quite grasp the concept of "fake" profiles or that being a group admin is not a real job. I feel you OP.

This is exactly what my parents would do. I feel for you, OP! Just keep going and look away embarrassed when it comes up in conversation. Or, you know, talk to them about how uncomfortable it makes you.

Tell them Facebook, Instagram and Snapchat are the leading causes f virus' nowadays to make them stop using them. If that don't work, fuck you life sideways.

Personally, I prefer diagonally.