cremyfrozentreat
Orlando, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, our dog jumped on the bed while my fiancé and I were having sex, and let out the most horrific fart. My fiancé, like a gentleman, held my nose closed while he continued banging me. FML
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SixthSinEnvy 39
How considerate! He's a keeper.
gracehi 33
But of course! That is the gentlemanly thing to do. What do you expect him to do? Waste a perfectly good erection?
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Comments (141)
FlyingPie 17
That stinks.
imagineapc 11
Next time I think you should try closing the door. I have two dogs...they are never allowed in the same room during sexy time!
yourmofo 6
Next time close the door. It's always pets or people ruining sexy time. That's what locks are made of.
KainMoogle 21
Locks are made of people ruining sexy time?
Tdrizzzzzly 19
29, I love how you totally copied 25's comment, then proceed to get more thumbs up than her.
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil.
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Didn't "reply," so... umm... *Smell no evil*
slowlybreakingme 14
Smell no evil.
ThePsyche 9
Is this the same guy that asked you for "permission to climax?"
martinez121797 15
What an awesome husband
aliciaanomalyyxo 12
Sound like a catch to me! Lol
amifaiyaz 12
well, he could have continued without covering your nose, feel lucky op.
accursedvenom 1
why do girls always think its so easy for a guy to stop mid-bang? just be thankful you didnt smell it.
Michael903 18
You're sure it was the dog...