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Today, our dog jumped on the bed while my fiancé and I were having sex, and let out the most horrific fart. My fiancé, like a gentleman, held my nose closed while he continued banging me. FML

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cremyfrozentreat 11

You're right, I did not plug his nose. I was too busy laughing at the whole situation. He shoved his nose into my boob while he held my nose closed. I don't know how he managed to keep erect with everything.

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SixthSinEnvy 39

How considerate! He's a keeper.

gracehi 33

But of course! That is the gentlemanly thing to do. What do you expect him to do? Waste a perfectly good erection?

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JOFreeman 13

The funniest thing I've read here in years!! Hahahaha, thanks for sharing!

willowgrl 8

Hahaha awesome... Would've been sweeter if he held both of y'all's noses closed tho lol

fookmyleaf 13

he was able to stay erect because your most likely hot af ??