By cremyfrozentreat - 10/03/2013 13:40 - United States - Orlando

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Today, our dog jumped on the bed while my fiancé and I were having sex, and let out the most horrific fart. My fiancé, like a gentleman, held my nose closed while he continued banging me. FML
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You're right, I did not plug his nose. I was too busy laughing at the whole situation. He shoved his nose into my boob while he held my nose closed. I don't know how he managed to keep erect with everything.

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But of course! That is the gentlemanly thing to do. What do you expect him to do? Waste a perfectly good erection?

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A real gentlman is hard to find these days, cherish such moments.

Do you not close the door when you have sex?

Maybe he wanted you to savor the flavor?

Michael_92 20

Smells like love is in the air....no wait, that's just a smelly fart.

That is the gentleman thing to do. Would you rather him stop? He's thinking about your pleasure too. The smell will vanish (hopefully in a minute) If you were the one on top, you would have done the same, right? Or are you only a lady in the streets but a freak in the bed? Then you'd use a pillow! :P

ninjajoehenes48 8

Well he had a smashing good time.

atleast he had the best intentions. I would have just stopped...