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cremyfrozentreat 10 March 2013, 13:40 Orlando, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, our dog jumped on the bed while my fiancé and I were having sex, and let out the most horrific fart. My fiancé, like a gentleman, held my nose closed while he continued banging me. FML

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cremyfrozentreat 11

13 March 2013, 01:41

You're right, I did not plug his nose. I was too busy laughing at the whole situation. He shoved his nose into my boob while he held my nose closed. I don't know how he managed to keep erect with everything.

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SixthSinEnvy 39

10 March 2013, 17:00

How considerate! He's a keeper.

gracehi 33

10 March 2013, 17:01

But of course! That is the gentlemanly thing to do. What do you expect him to do? Waste a perfectly good erection?

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BronayPonay 6

10 March 2013, 18:39

Like a sir!

SuperDanielNL 23

10 March 2013, 19:07

A real gentlman is hard to find these days, cherish such moments.

alfred07 18

10 March 2013, 19:20

Do you not close the door when you have sex?

dancinwookie 21

10 March 2013, 19:26

Maybe he wanted you to savor the flavor?

Michael_92 20

10 March 2013, 19:27

Smells like love is in the air....no wait, that's just a smelly fart.

Enslaved 38

10 March 2013, 19:30

That is the gentleman thing to do. Would you rather him stop? He's thinking about your pleasure too. The smell will vanish (hopefully in a minute) If you were the one on top, you would have done the same, right? Or are you only a lady in the streets but a freak in the bed? Then you'd use a pillow! :P