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Today, our dog jumped on the bed while my fiancé and I were having sex, and let out the most horrific fart. My fiancé, like a gentleman, held my nose closed while he continued banging me. FML

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cremyfrozentreat 11

You're right, I did not plug his nose. I was too busy laughing at the whole situation. He shoved his nose into my boob while he held my nose closed. I don't know how he managed to keep erect with everything.

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SixthSinEnvy 39

How considerate! He's a keeper.

gracehi 33

But of course! That is the gentlemanly thing to do. What do you expect him to do? Waste a perfectly good erection?

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Comments (141)

seblikescricket 7

ur sexy and he nose it !!!

zues70 4

He is a good man...hang on tight!

rnett08 5

Well theres a lot worse things he could have done i suppose? Haha

Bunny21 11

Your fiancé is awesome!!!

toaster012 17

This is hilarious!

frackhappens 3

And " boom goes the dynamite"

jesnb0721 5

Aww, that's actually really sweet lol.

israelnotjacob 20

lol well honestly I can't blame him for wanting to continue. Really, if anything the fact that he covered your nose shows he was still thinking about you because he was trying to make it easier for you to just ignore.

LectumX 3

Like a ******* sir lol

InUrArea 4

Keep the boyfriend dump the dog