Today, our dog jumped on the bed while my fiancé and I were having sex, and let out the most horrific fart. My fiancé, like a gentleman, held my nose closed while he continued banging me. FML
cremyfrozentreat
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You're right, I did not plug his nose. I was too busy laughing at the whole situation. He shoved his nose into my boob while he held my nose closed. I don't know how he managed to keep erect with everything.
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SixthSinEnvy 39
How considerate! He's a keeper.
gracehi 33
But of course! That is the gentlemanly thing to do. What do you expect him to do? Waste a perfectly good erection?
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robbie12321 9
lol he was on a mission :)
Morgiepoooh9822 17
That's so sweet.
TakeMeToRio 9
GO TEAM WORK!
Neyuu 18
Real men don't let a little stink keep them from sex.
Obey_StudBoii 23
Lol quite the man. You got yourself a winner.
diva239 8
LMFAO that's just really funny!
hunterhoyt44 5
That man deserves a medal!
HoboSmeller 6
like a sir!
adam_night 9
Now that's a guy who is just trying to enjoy some time and not let anything stop it.
skinflint 6
if you were doing it doggie would he have buried your face in a pillow? if so, he is indeed a gentlemen. take it from me, I've been happily married 12 years.