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Today, our dog jumped on the bed while my fiancé and I were having sex, and let out the most horrific fart. My fiancé, like a gentleman, held my nose closed while he continued banging me. FML

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You're right, I did not plug his nose. I was too busy laughing at the whole situation. He shoved his nose into my boob while he held my nose closed. I don't know how he managed to keep erect with everything.

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How considerate! He's a keeper.

But of course! That is the gentlemanly thing to do. What do you expect him to do? Waste a perfectly good erection?

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lol he was on a mission :)

That's so sweet.

GO TEAM WORK!

Real men don't let a little stink keep them from sex.

Obey_StudBoii 23

Lol quite the man. You got yourself a winner.

LMFAO that's just really funny!

That man deserves a medal!

HoboSmeller 6

like a sir!

adam_night 9

Now that's a guy who is just trying to enjoy some time and not let anything stop it.

if you were doing it doggie would he have buried your face in a pillow? if so, he is indeed a gentlemen. take it from me, I've been happily married 12 years.