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cremyfrozentreat Orlando, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, our dog jumped on the bed while my fiancé and I were having sex, and let out the most horrific fart. My fiancé, like a gentleman, held my nose closed while he continued banging me. FML

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cremyfrozentreat 11

You're right, I did not plug his nose. I was too busy laughing at the whole situation. He shoved his nose into my boob while he held my nose closed. I don't know how he managed to keep erect with everything.

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SixthSinEnvy 39

How considerate! He's a keeper.

gracehi 33

But of course! That is the gentlemanly thing to do. What do you expect him to do? Waste a perfectly good erection?

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Comments (141)

jangotj 4

That was nice of him

thundergodx 11

How Romantic :3

M155CH405 20

Like a sir.

gurly98 13

Explain why this is an FML you spoiled ungrateful bitch

lokiitababii69 19

how romanticc

kaylabears98 3

Awe I would want my boyfriend to do the same(: he's a keeper(: lol and next time shut the door so the dog CAN'T get in the room(:

Chioni 6

Well...This is exactly why I don't want to have a dog. They walk in on EVERY SINGLE THING you do.

cptcat 10

Well, at least it was your nose and not his own that he held.

GemmaAnne 10

Sweety he Is a keeper!