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Today, our dog jumped on the bed while my fiancé and I were having sex, and let out the most horrific fart. My fiancé, like a gentleman, held my nose closed while he continued banging me. FML

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cremyfrozentreat 11

You're right, I did not plug his nose. I was too busy laughing at the whole situation. He shoved his nose into my boob while he held my nose closed. I don't know how he managed to keep erect with everything.

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SixthSinEnvy 39

How considerate! He's a keeper.

gracehi 33

But of course! That is the gentlemanly thing to do. What do you expect him to do? Waste a perfectly good erection?

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Comments (141)

landon_loe11 16

Hopefully the taste was better than the smell.

Mandybruin 15

Ew! Gosh! What's wrong with you?!?

Garrett2818 21

You're profile pic is awesome

RaulGarcia30 10

He's a keeper hopefully you two still got the job done

fksfsdhfsdfh 26

I was literally like O.o

gc327072 31

I read this and was like -.-

jcrb 11

really babe, i didn't think you would mind.

konstantinos616 17

"Ewwww, I can taste it!"

Izabushel 65

Did you hold his nose closed?

AndyClara 39

Yes! What about his olfactory needs!

sjdbeinska 4

this is almost like a comedy movie

SomeRandomGuy15 18

Well, at least he was considerate enough to cover your nose. He could have just kept going, ignoring the smell.

chanellgymnast 17

What a gentleman.

Thatguy334 7

I'm thinking that's kinda epic