What a waste of a first comment.

shamwow!

You misspelled "Bow, bow wow!" You're welcome.

When the ladies see me they say "bow chica wow wow"

Don't make up quotes.

Doc- I've come to realize that about half of your comments wind up putting a song in my head. Now I'm stuck with, "Bow wow wow, yippee yo, yippee yay. Bow wow, yippee yo, yippee yay!" on repeat in my head. Thanks for this "musical masterpiece" today....lol

I don't know why but now i have the wow wow wubsy song stuck in my head..

At least he didn't fall asleep on her.

There's a button for that. It says YDI -.-

No, the button you're looking for is the FYL button, 81.

Like a sir

Very original, 62.

What, no one remembers the FML about the boyfriend who told his girlfriend to correct herself when she said, "**** me"? Noobies... :D

well played sir

And they say chivalry is dead

Like a boss

I remember that one lol. The guy was a dumbass lol

I'll bet he then asked her for permission to climax.

#5 When i clicked on your profile,I nearly crapped my pants when i saw your picture. 0___0

I agree that dog is messed up

He was the reigning champion of the "Ugliest Dog in the World" competition until he died several years ago. May his beautiful soul rest in peace. :'(

48 - That's so sad. If anything, if that dog were ugly, I would assume people would open up more and adopt him. Now I'm going to look him up lol.

82, I think he actually did have loving owners. I seem to recall that they were two pretty blonde women, ironically enough. Every year they would enter him in the "World's Ugliest Dog Competition" (yes that's a real thing) and he would always win.

Wow,sorry for saying that #87. :I Wish I could take that comment back now :(

Throw the dog off the bed perhaps.

The dog already farted, it was to late to throw the dog off the bed.

If he's anything like my dog, the dog farts on you and immediately clears the area

I might be mistaken but what is referred to as dead is 'chivalry' romance however, still exists.

I know your still getting thumbed down due to this statement being overused, however i think it still applies in this case. Good job on the comment. Ignore the haters because you have my thumbs up.

27 - "Doesn't matter, had sex" applies in many situations. It's just ******* stupid. That's why everyone thumbs it down.

Doesn't matter, woof woof :-D

And others are upvoting her because she's cute. :P

Most of the time that comment is used very poorly. However in this case, well said. Besides, who cares what the commenter looks like, she's a young lady open about sex. If it were an older lady, I would have still liked.

It would've been so much more awesome if it were an old lady