By cremyfrozentreat - 10/03/2013 13:40 - United States - Orlando

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Today, our dog jumped on the bed while my fiancé and I were having sex, and let out the most horrific fart. My fiancé, like a gentleman, held my nose closed while he continued banging me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 52 856
You deserved it 9 646

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You're right, I did not plug his nose. I was too busy laughing at the whole situation. He shoved his nose into my boob while he held my nose closed. I don't know how he managed to keep erect with everything.

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How considerate! He's a keeper.

But of course! That is the gentlemanly thing to do. What do you expect him to do? Waste a perfectly good erection?

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What a waste of a first comment.

erockinthesuburb 17

shamwow!

You misspelled "Bow, bow wow!" You're welcome.

When the ladies see me they say "bow chica wow wow"

Bubbelz 24

Don't make up quotes.

Doc- I've come to realize that about half of your comments wind up putting a song in my head. Now I'm stuck with, "Bow wow wow, yippee yo, yippee yay. Bow wow, yippee yo, yippee yay!" on repeat in my head. Thanks for this "musical masterpiece" today....lol

xSunnyOlivia 17

I don't know why but now i have the wow wow wubsy song stuck in my head..

Aha! Just awesome but still FYL

At least he didn't fall asleep on her.

There's a button for that. It says YDI -.-

No, the button you're looking for is the FYL button, 81.

How considerate! He's a keeper.

Life_is_FML 22

Like a sir

Very original, 62.

What, no one remembers the FML about the boyfriend who told his girlfriend to correct herself when she said, "Fuck me"? Noobies... :D

well played sir

And they say chivalry is dead

iemislayer 10

I remember that one lol. The guy was a dumbass lol

But of course! That is the gentlemanly thing to do. What do you expect him to do? Waste a perfectly good erection?

I'll bet he then asked her for permission to climax.

#5 When i clicked on your profile,I nearly crapped my pants when i saw your picture. 0___0

I agree that dog is messed up

He was the reigning champion of the "Ugliest Dog in the World" competition until he died several years ago. May his beautiful soul rest in peace. :'(

48 - That's so sad. If anything, if that dog were ugly, I would assume people would open up more and adopt him. Now I'm going to look him up lol.

82, I think he actually did have loving owners. I seem to recall that they were two pretty blonde women, ironically enough. Every year they would enter him in the "World's Ugliest Dog Competition" (yes that's a real thing) and he would always win.

Wow,sorry for saying that #87. :I Wish I could take that comment back now :(

Next time someone walks in on you. He'll close your eyes and continue banging you.

What else could he have done?

Throw the dog off the bed perhaps.

The dog already farted, it was to late to throw the dog off the bed.

If he's anything like my dog, the dog farts on you and immediately clears the area

and who says romance is dead!? haha

I might be mistaken but what is referred to as dead is 'chivalry' romance however, still exists.

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wlddog 14

I know your still getting thumbed down due to this statement being overused, however i think it still applies in this case. Good job on the comment. Ignore the haters because you have my thumbs up.

27 - "Doesn't matter, had sex" applies in many situations. It's just fucking stupid. That's why everyone thumbs it down.

klovemachine 24

Doesn't matter, woof woof :-D

And others are upvoting her because she's cute. :P

Most of the time that comment is used very poorly. However in this case, well said. Besides, who cares what the commenter looks like, she's a young lady open about sex. If it were an older lady, I would have still liked.

It would've been so much more awesome if it were an old lady

If he'd stopped you both would probably have totally killed the mood. At least this way, although the moment may still have been lost you can laugh about it!