By cremyfrozentreat - United States - Orlando
  Today, our dog jumped on the bed while my fiancé and I were having sex, and let out the most horrific fart. My fiancé, like a gentleman, held my nose closed while he continued banging me. FML
cremyfrozentreat tells us more :
You're right, I did not plug his nose. I was too busy laughing at the whole situation. He shoved his nose into my boob while he held my nose closed. I don't know how he managed to keep erect with everything.
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  dancinwookie  |  21

Doc- I've come to realize that about half of your comments wind up putting a song in my head. Now I'm stuck with, "Bow wow wow, yippee yo, yippee yay. Bow wow, yippee yo, yippee yay!" on repeat in my head. Thanks for this "musical masterpiece"

  gracehi  |  31

He was the reigning champion of the "Ugliest Dog in the World" competition until he died several years ago. May his beautiful soul rest in peace. :'(

  Cartera  |  10

48 - That's so sad. If anything, if that dog were ugly, I would assume people would open up more and adopt him. Now I'm going to look him up lol.

  gracehi  |  31

82, I think he actually did have loving owners. I seem to recall that they were two pretty blonde women, ironically enough. Every year they would enter him in the "World's Ugliest Dog Competition" (yes that's a real thing) and he would always win.

  wlddog  |  14

I know your still getting thumbed down due to this statement being overused, however i think it still applies in this case. Good job on the comment. Ignore the haters because you have my thumbs up.

  ddukes4  |  2

Most of the time that comment is used very poorly. However in this case, well said. Besides, who cares what the commenter looks like, she's a young lady open about sex. If it were an older lady, I would have still liked.