Today, one of my work colleagues was staring at my severe sunburn. She wanted to know if she could "peel" me, when my sunburn becomes "ripe", because she loves the sound. She won't take no for an answer, and I work with her everyday this week. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML
Today, I was called a wimp for getting a sunburn. FML
Today, I went to the store and bought some cream to help with a sunburn I'd gotten a few days ago. What's worse than having red, peeling, and painful skin? An allergic reaction on top of it. FML
Today, it's hot and sunny, and a customer asked me how I was, I responded by saying "It's a hot sunny day. Who doesn't love the sun?" He responded by telling me he had just had three melanomas cut out. I guess I did find someone who doesn't like the sun. FML
Today, when I arrived at work, I was greeted by my gorgeous coworker telling me my red shirt looked awesome on me. Before I could compliment her, she added that the color was fitting perfectly with my acne. I heard a couple of giggles around me. FML
Today, I was helping a women that was looking for skin care products. She kept commenting on the look and "texture" of my skin in a very creepy and almost hungry fashion. I'm afraid that she wants to skin me. FML
Today, while in line at a gas station, I felt something on my shoulder. I turned around only to see a woman behind me pulling the sunburnt skin off my shoulder. When I told her to stop, she yelled, hit me with her purse and ran off crying. FML
Today, I was getting a pedicure when the woman sitting next to me asked the lady if she could take the skin she had scraped off my feet home to her birds, because "they love skin." She then described for 20 minutes how her birds love to sit on her when her sunburn is peeling and eat her skin. FML
Today, I got a second degree sunburn everywhere above my waist, for which I've been using a medicated lotion. My roommate "pranked" me by switching the lotion with a similarly colored, very caustic acne wash. My chest feels like it's roasting in hell and is oozing pus and oil now. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were outside tanning in the sun. I asked her if she could put some sunscreen on my back. Thinking it would be funny, she used the lotion to write "I Love Little Boys". I work as a children's swimming instructor. FML
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Harpy20 24
You've got yourself one hell of a creeper. FYL.
vespergreen 17
Have a can of pepper spray on standby for self-defence!!
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seahorse23 3
Put moisturizing cream twice a day! (aloes is the best)
Kiyaralovestolol 14
That's hella creepy. FYL !
FelicityWishes 32
What do you mean "she can't take no for an answer?" Does she hold you down and force you to peel her skin? YDI for giving in.
OfficeNinja 5
Visualize yourself shooting this person in the head, bashing their head in with a blunt object, or stabbing them in the head with something sharp and/or pointy. I have no doubt that when the zombie apocalypse begins, people who want to peel other people's sunburned skin off will be the first group to turn!
yusaku02 20
Girls have weird fetishes. Both my sister and my girlfriend love to pop other people's pimples.
Krystallkitty13 1
Just be like "I don't know you like that. Only my girlfriend gets to touch me like that!"
barefootchic 6
If she touches you, push her away. Does she have you strapped to a table or something? Don't b afraid to take steps if she's making you uncomfortable.
CharArAnd 7
all I can really say is to cover yourself in a LOT of aloe to prevent peeling;)
flysniper77 6
... Gross
sens3sfailing 25
43-who are you talking to? There be no 28 in this thread