By Herestheskinny - 29/04/2017 02:00

Today, I was helping a women that was looking for skin care products. She kept commenting on the look and "texture" of my skin in a very creepy and almost hungry fashion. I'm afraid that she wants to skin me. FML
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Druu 53

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

ImminentDisaster 12

It puts the lotion on its skin...

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ImminentDisaster 12

It puts the lotion on its skin...

If she calls herself Buffalo Bill, run like hell!

Druu 53

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

Did you threaten to kill her dog to make it stop?

"help a women"

Is she a Bolton? ;P

Burle 17

That's simply conjecture at this point

CrazyTrainWreck 19

Maybe she wants to become a skinwalker

OP here. This is one of the many reasons I sometimes think retail workers should get hazard pay to deal with the public.

Viewerv 2

Sad but true fact of life, women with light coloured skin in Nepal are apparently being skinned so wealthier women in India can use the skin to graft over scars and stuff. But fortunately OP, you are unlikely to be kidnapped by skin thieves.

thatslifeiguess7 16

you should have asked her if she had s poodle. did "mom" talk to her even though mom is,dead