It puts the lotion on its skin...

If she calls herself Buffalo Bill, run like hell!

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

Did you threaten to kill her dog to make it stop?

"help a women"

Is she a Bolton? ;P

That's simply conjecture at this point

Maybe she wants to become a skinwalker

OP here. This is one of the many reasons I sometimes think retail workers should get hazard pay to deal with the public.

Sad but true fact of life, women with light coloured skin in Nepal are apparently being skinned so wealthier women in India can use the skin to graft over scars and stuff. But fortunately OP, you are unlikely to be kidnapped by skin thieves.

you should have asked her if she had s poodle. did "mom" talk to her even though mom is,dead