Today, one of my work colleagues was staring at my severe sunburn. She wanted to know if she could "peel" me, when my sunburn becomes "ripe", because she loves the sound. She won't take no for an answer, and I work with her everyday this week. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML
Today, I was called a wimp for getting a sunburn. FML
Today, I went to the store and bought some cream to help with a sunburn I'd gotten a few days ago. What's worse than having red, peeling, and painful skin? An allergic reaction on top of it. FML
Today, it's hot and sunny, and a customer asked me how I was, I responded by saying "It's a hot sunny day. Who doesn't love the sun?" He responded by telling me he had just had three melanomas cut out. I guess I did find someone who doesn't like the sun. FML
Today, when I arrived at work, I was greeted by my gorgeous coworker telling me my red shirt looked awesome on me. Before I could compliment her, she added that the color was fitting perfectly with my acne. I heard a couple of giggles around me. FML
Today, I was helping a women that was looking for skin care products. She kept commenting on the look and "texture" of my skin in a very creepy and almost hungry fashion. I'm afraid that she wants to skin me. FML
Today, while in line at a gas station, I felt something on my shoulder. I turned around only to see a woman behind me pulling the sunburnt skin off my shoulder. When I told her to stop, she yelled, hit me with her purse and ran off crying. FML
Today, I was getting a pedicure when the woman sitting next to me asked the lady if she could take the skin she had scraped off my feet home to her birds, because "they love skin." She then described for 20 minutes how her birds love to sit on her when her sunburn is peeling and eat her skin. FML
Today, I got a second degree sunburn everywhere above my waist, for which I've been using a medicated lotion. My roommate "pranked" me by switching the lotion with a similarly colored, very caustic acne wash. My chest feels like it's roasting in hell and is oozing pus and oil now. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were outside tanning in the sun. I asked her if she could put some sunscreen on my back. Thinking it would be funny, she used the lotion to write "I Love Little Boys". I work as a children's swimming instructor. FML
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Harpy20 24
You've got yourself one hell of a creeper. FYL.
vespergreen 17
Have a can of pepper spray on standby for self-defence!!
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sarahbear499 7
I'd be TEARified! ... Anyone? Anyone? .............. Yeah I'll be going now.
perdix 31
Give her some bubble wrap to play with. That ought to distract her until all of your dead skin falls off by itself.
whyusofat 17
Can i have some bubble wrap too? No?.... Okay....
Techtacular 0
I understand some people aren't meant to be sociable but holy crap. You've got a scary one.
SillyGirl4602 23
That is very creepy and disgusting. Tell her that no means no.
chrissy2 28
I hate peeling the skin off of my own sunburn, let alone someone else's... That is so gross
Enslaved 38
Aloe vera your body up quick!!! There are some weird people that enjoy gross things like pealing dead skin off, popping blemishes, pulling out grey hairs etc...
annie_nk 23
And wear long sleeves and turtle necks so this creeper can't access any skin.
sens3sfailing 25
Some peopeel are just weird. I red the situation as a thing to take to HR or you're a-skin for trouble from this office psychopath.
omgalice 5
You should peel it off right in front of her just to annoy her lol
echosaints 5
Um don't let her touch u?
Reality_bites 14
OP you need to take cold showers, apply a damp towel to the sunburnt area when going to bed and sleep with it overnight, apply lots of sorborlene and alo vera cream and you will reduce the obvious peeling effect, which should mean the coworker will leave you alone. The skin will still peel just not able to be peeled in big chunks.