Today, one of my work colleagues was staring at my severe sunburn. She wanted to know if she could "peel" me, when my sunburn becomes "ripe", because she loves the sound. She won't take no for an answer, and I work with her everyday this week. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML
Today, I was called a wimp for getting a sunburn. FML
Today, I went to the store and bought some cream to help with a sunburn I'd gotten a few days ago. What's worse than having red, peeling, and painful skin? An allergic reaction on top of it. FML
Today, it's hot and sunny, and a customer asked me how I was, I responded by saying "It's a hot sunny day. Who doesn't love the sun?" He responded by telling me he had just had three melanomas cut out. I guess I did find someone who doesn't like the sun. FML
Today, when I arrived at work, I was greeted by my gorgeous coworker telling me my red shirt looked awesome on me. Before I could compliment her, she added that the color was fitting perfectly with my acne. I heard a couple of giggles around me. FML
Today, I was helping a women that was looking for skin care products. She kept commenting on the look and "texture" of my skin in a very creepy and almost hungry fashion. I'm afraid that she wants to skin me. FML
Today, while in line at a gas station, I felt something on my shoulder. I turned around only to see a woman behind me pulling the sunburnt skin off my shoulder. When I told her to stop, she yelled, hit me with her purse and ran off crying. FML
Today, I was getting a pedicure when the woman sitting next to me asked the lady if she could take the skin she had scraped off my feet home to her birds, because "they love skin." She then described for 20 minutes how her birds love to sit on her when her sunburn is peeling and eat her skin. FML
Today, I got a second degree sunburn everywhere above my waist, for which I've been using a medicated lotion. My roommate "pranked" me by switching the lotion with a similarly colored, very caustic acne wash. My chest feels like it's roasting in hell and is oozing pus and oil now. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were outside tanning in the sun. I asked her if she could put some sunscreen on my back. Thinking it would be funny, she used the lotion to write "I Love Little Boys". I work as a children's swimming instructor. FML
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Harpy20 24
You've got yourself one hell of a creeper. FYL.
vespergreen 17
Have a can of pepper spray on standby for self-defence!!
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greeneye_fml 12
You work with Goldmember?
purpletealeaf 2
Lol
61318nikki 8
Youre coworker's creepy OP
HighlandShadows 48
Am I the only once who is vaguely reminded of Buffalo BIll from Silence of the Lambs? Your coworker is seriously creepy. Lets just hope she doesn't want to keep the skin for her own personal use O_o
foreverdice 5
...That is seriously disturbing. No words.
dan_in_wi 12
maybe she's making a lamp?
hothotheat_ 13
I hope this is an American Horror Story reference.
avaloncode 8
I just threw up in my mouth
imcarissa 4
My fellow girl friend said the peeling of my legs drove her crazy to look at and she had to peel me. It was either that or shed all over the house and look like grated cheese. The peeling was a good ideas.
Quiet_one 22
Be firm with your "no"s, and worry about hurting her feelings- her behavior is unacceptable and needs to stop. If she tries to touch you, don't be afraid to physically push her back. It's your personal space, and she needs to respect that. If it's bad enough, she's not your boss so there's probably someone you can report her to if she's interfering with your ability to do your job. Also, to discourage her more use a crap-ton of aloe/moisturizer to minimize the peeling, and then exfoliate (gently) in the shower once it starts to get rid of the bigger pieces. I burn really easily, and even though it still peels some, when I do this it's not as bad.
Quiet_one 22
oops, that should be *don't* worry about hurting her feelings. My bad.
churbro 2
reminds me of the skin fic...
1crabbygirl 10
Tell her to keep her hands off you!!!! WTH?