Today, one of my co-workers was fired after my manager discovered him pissing in the office coffee pot. I had three cups before I found out what had happened. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, I stepped out for a few minutes to use the bathroom. Shortly after returning, I found out the hard way that one of my coworkers had used my computer to send a profanity-filled email to our boss, calling him an asshole and telling him to go fuck himself. I'm now jobless. FML
Today, I was at work, cleaning up a construction site. I picked up a beer can and accidentally spilled some of it on me. My boss came in to check on me and thought I was drunk. Instead of getting a raise, I was fired. FML
Today, at work, my boss went to the single-stall bathroom on our floor. The next thing I know, I'm on suspension pending review because some asshole left an upper-decker in the toilet. Since I'm the office prankster, all suspicion is now on me. I've been framed by my own colleagues. FML
Today, I found out my boss likes to shit talk about me when I'm not around. The best part is that I don't know what I've done to piss him off. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I "didn't get the right kind of coffee beans." FML
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML
Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML
Today, my work decided to fire me. Three days ago, I sat down with my boss and asked if they could fix the sewage leak in my office, and maybe look into how loud it is. FML
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Top comments
ironichalibut 24
I bet you're pissed. Sorry, I had to FML..
emiluh 8
Urine trouble lol
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Comments (58)
worldclassrager 41
That's disgusting....a clean solution have your own small coffee pot at your desk...
yourmurderscenex 13
of course he did, that's exactly why he drank three cups. here's your sign.
Obey_StudBoii 23
First thing you should do is make a drs appointment because you have no idea what he may have that could be spread to you.
Virtual_BS 13
People like this are the reason I won't consume anything I didn't prepare myself at places other than my home and restaurants.
graceinsheepwear 34
I think you would be amazed to know what goes on at some restaurants.
Virtual_BS 13
At least I hope that there's enough other staff with morals around there as witnesses for one asshole to try something like that...
Altrnate_Reality 14
well, I'm sure it tasted good..since you kept coming back for more! :)
lovekiki 19
That would probably leave me paranoid for a while
buckerado 19
At least it wasn't salty, if you know what I mean...
xxsakuraxx 29
How the hell did you not taste that???
starsfan326 12
Hahahaha
yourmurderscenex 13
I'm gonna let you figure this one out on your own.