Today, I was walking around Walmart feeling pretty good about myself as I received numerous looks from guys in passing. All of a sudden a man approached me to tell me that my dress was extremely see-through. And, since I was wearing a thong, he and everyone else could totally see my ass. FML
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Today, I thought a cute guy was checking out my ass, so I cheekily bent over a little to give him an eyeful. He walked over to a shop assistant, pointed at me and left. The assistant then informed me, “Miss, you’ve torn your trousers, your knickers are visible, and, um, apparently you have a skid mark.” FML
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
Today, I tried to discreetly fix a wedgie while walking into a crowded store. Right as I yanked my waistband, the automatic doors opened and revealed a full line of people staring directly at me mid-adjustment. FML
Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML
Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML
Today, I walked into work feeling confident in my new outfit. It wasn’t until lunchtime that a colleague pointed out the price tag hanging from my skirt. I’d been flaunting my ass's price all morning. FML
Today, while shopping, a few giggling girls came up to me and asked why I was wearing a dress in public. Highly confused, I didn't answer. When they walked away laughing, I realized they thought I was a man. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
Today, I was coming out of my work and a group of guys yelled, "Oh shoot girl!" and I blew them a kiss jokingly, then as I walked down the street, cars were honking at me, guys whistling. When I got home I noticed the foot long rip down my pencil skirt. FML
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Shallow_Padentic 0
Like you didn't do that on purpose.
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
You deserve it. You probably should have checked yourself out in the mirror first. I have to agree with Shallow_Padentic: You most likely did that on purpose.
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ThatOne01 0
Oh Snap
katsoplat 0
YDI for having a butt.
thrawg 0
lolz that sounds like something a lot of ppl would say
FuckMYIife 0
YDI for shopping at "Wal-Mart".
kosscom 0
How about I bend you over and **** you in the ass, bitch?
sarcasm_ftw 0
why doesn't anyone like this ever shop at stores where i live :(
humorizer 14
I'm confused... First you were happy that perverts were staring at you. But then you were sad when you realized that perverts were staring at you... What gives?
CharonTheShadow 0
Don't you ever look in the mirror? Rookie mistake.
grog_fml 3
trailer trash!!!!!
CableX17 0
Pics or it didn't happen? ;P
shaydup 4
TARGET WORSHIPPER! I mean... we both can get along...
Shallow_Padentic 0
Like you didn't do that on purpose.
ThatOne01 0
Oh snap
efwiz 0
WTF is wrong with you, wearing a thong with a see-through dress?
withsexyresults 0
I don't understand how this is a bad thing.
spoo 24
WTF is wrong with you for thinking its a problem to wear see through with a thong? You are into sharing, and into being attractive... Just let us know next time so we can come be entertained as well
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
You deserve it. You probably should have checked yourself out in the mirror first. I have to agree with Shallow_Padentic: You most likely did that on purpose.
gigi_bella 0
I love the user name for this one. It basicay reads, "I'm bare assed."
hobosaresexy 0
haha I noticed that.(:
shocky377_fml 0
People take things to seriously on here
NonImmigrant 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
YDI for being a woman
outcastcutie3 0
does that mean you're a fag?? just curious asshole
danilols689 11
I agree. rude ****.
silverstar210 0
SEXIST PRIC. goodluck with finding a life other than trying to make your self look co
thepatty8474 10
YOU SEXTEST GAY LORED, GO **** YOUR SELF!!!
KittyClown561 0
awww that totally stinks, did you even look in the mirror before you went to the store!?
Vampgirl202 4
sometimes people can't see if the dress is see through in the mirror
nu_fml 0
Know the feel, I've had two incidents "ouh, this top looks good" and then go outside and the world can see my breasts :3 Luckily I had a coat both times. Just know they were looking cause you're probably hot
loludeserveit 0
not true. us men will look at almost any bare ass that walks by, unless there's cottage cheese on said ass.
wakingzombies 0
YDI for one of two reasons: If it wasn't intentional, for keeping your see-through ****-dress in with your daily wear and clearly not paying attention to what you're putting on If it was intentional, then for diving in headfirst without stopping to test the waters. Yes, that's a pool/swimming analogy. Betting it's the latter.
cp399 14
The username though ?
Boudica 0
Rules of outfits: Make sure they're not see through, and if they are get a slip Make sure that if you need to run like hell, that the girls don't bail out of the dress from the action.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
I love rule #2 hahahaha! XD
Chach_12 0
wow do you not look in the mirror before you leave your house? YDI
Capn 0
Because EVERYONE owns bright powerful fluorescent lighting in their homes... its not uncommon for the change of lighting to have a completely different effect on clothing. Its still a YDI though because someone should know whether or not their clothing is thin. She obviously bought it somewhere with bright lighting (Wal-Mart probably) and then forgot about how it looks? I just lawl at the OP
joethebiden 8
YDI for dressing like a *****. And at Wal-Mart, of all places.