Today, one of my co-workers was fired after my manager discovered him pissing in the office coffee pot. I had three cups before I found out what had happened. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, I stepped out for a few minutes to use the bathroom. Shortly after returning, I found out the hard way that one of my coworkers had used my computer to send a profanity-filled email to our boss, calling him an asshole and telling him to go fuck himself. I'm now jobless. FML
Today, I was at work, cleaning up a construction site. I picked up a beer can and accidentally spilled some of it on me. My boss came in to check on me and thought I was drunk. Instead of getting a raise, I was fired. FML
Today, at work, my boss went to the single-stall bathroom on our floor. The next thing I know, I'm on suspension pending review because some asshole left an upper-decker in the toilet. Since I'm the office prankster, all suspicion is now on me. I've been framed by my own colleagues. FML
Today, I found out my boss likes to shit talk about me when I'm not around. The best part is that I don't know what I've done to piss him off. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I "didn't get the right kind of coffee beans." FML
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML
Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML
Today, my work decided to fire me. Three days ago, I sat down with my boss and asked if they could fix the sewage leak in my office, and maybe look into how loud it is. FML
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Top comments
ironichalibut 24
I bet you're pissed. Sorry, I had to FML..
emiluh 8
Urine trouble lol
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Comments (58)
kemando 22
Time for tim hortons instead, yeah?
Lesyriad 14
@OP you should really get a lawyer and sue him for emotional damage. Or find out if he has any disease that can be transmitted via bodily fluids and press assault charges.
canupls 6
@30 Bear grylls would say you're taking this situation way too seriously.
acrouch 9
Urine a pickle.... I hope you don't get sick!
FindingYujin 26
Hey, at least he was caught and fired.
Leise 27
I know it's gross, but urine is sterile, so at least you're not going to take any diseases from it. Look at the bright side, it could have been much, much worse.
CharresBarkrey 16
Diseased urine isn't sterile. If the person has an infection, or an STD, that is carried through the urine. That's why they use urine to check for chlamydia and gonorrhea.
CharresBarkrey 16
The smell actually depends mostly on your diet and any medications you're on. It's not necessarily an indicator of an infection or disease, although it may be. GC/Chlamydia urine smells absolutely horrid. Then again, so does the urine of someone who drinks a lot of caffeine. There are a lot of factors.
Leise 27
Wops, didn't know that. Thank you for the correction then!
Ricin 9
Yeah. He could of shat in the coffee and you wouldnt notice.
Ultimawolf25 19
At least it wasn't a 'bit nutty'.
mim777 4
it is even more tasty ! mm mm mmm !
patrickalamo 48
File assault charges...
Cazz91 21
... That is ******* nasty. I try not to drop the f bomb out of my own personal choice but this FML did more than just ruin coffee for me. If I could hit the "f your life" button more than once, those votes would most certainly be a hell of a lot more than what I see now.