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He was WATCHING the game. ******* retards. -.- FYL op! Shit happens.
@ 119 do you speak English?
#126 he never said He didnt
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Show it anyway106-no he means he was on the BENCH watching the game
well you're nice..
Ouch! Glad I'm a girl and don't have to worry about that... Don't know why your teammate felt the need to do a cup check. That's just weird.
Not really, just the same as anywhere else. Maybe a fraction more. OP- I kind of know how you feel. Me and a couple of close friends were having a waterballoon fight. We hit this guy Joe, in the balls, three times. And point blank with a squirt gun ( his fault, we were fighting over it ). After that, he was all for the hot tub, and no more waterballoons. :) poor Joe.
i agree. was the cup check necessary?
its a joke we all do me and my fruends do stuff like this too just before the game vy like an hour so that our balls have time to come back up and understand that thousands of our potential children have died
Your teammate is a complete ass. Hit him in the nuts next time you see him, he deserves that shit.
If your [future] kids say they've never had a near-death experience, tell them differently!
Hahahah !
#5 made me lol.
omg I laughed so hard after reading this lol
You're playing a sport where the ball can travel faster than a speeding car, and you don't protect your jewels? You deserve that one.
Shrinking isnt a problem... maybe it's just cold. You only have to worry if they swell up
wear a ******* cup next time idiot. YDI
I'd like to think this was followed by your teammate hollerin "Found one!" at the coach followed by an inquiry along the lines of #1 and #2 from the coach and teammate as they're crouched down next to your fetally positioned body. ;) P.S Ice bath.
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If your [future] kids say they've never had a near-death experience, tell them differently!
So, why weren't you wearing a cup?