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Ha ha, smart girl :D Why would any one want to touch sports cup with hand through ur pants? Seriously why?

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And what have you learned from this...? Next time someone asks you if you're wearing one, tell the truth! Don't lye about that kinda stuff. It will backfire, as you've experienced. Autch!

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Gives a fresh new meaning to Tchaikovsky's ballet... **Puts on sunglasses** ..."The Nutcracker" YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

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I would tell you to ask her if she was wearing a puss plate (like girls softball catchers wear), but I strongly suspect she would deck your pussy ass before you could knee her vag. Your best solution is a gender re-assignment operation. Then you could be proud of being a sissy.

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lol, all I'm saying is don't force it. If you make a Caruso joke every fml, it gets old really fast. And I for one appreciate a good Caruso joke, so let's try to use them sparingly, and only when they are genuinely funny. Not just using them for the hell of it.

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59, i don't make one every FML. I only make one when it comes to me, unforced. Get your shit in line before you say shit.

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Damn, you're really butt-hurt. I guess I didn't just see you make a Caruso joke in the fml directly above this one. Hmm... Sorry if I embarassed you in front of all your "friends"

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lolol - YOUR jokes suck balls. Notice the emphasis on your, meaning, not all jokes like that are bad, just yours.

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67, if you're too dense to figure out what a sports cup is from the context of the FML (not to mention that it's kind of obvious), then you probably won't understand if someone explained it to you.

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Why would you wear a sport cup? My mom always fills my sport cup with what she calls "man juice", it's a mixture of sunny d and kool-aid! if that girl kneed your sport cup, you should yell someone.

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ROFL @ 96 dude when u said it I pictured a lil kid standin with thier head tilted and a confused face 

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68, I hope what they say about dogs growing to look like their owners isn't true... because that would make you one ugly son of a bitch.

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Looks like #125 needs to get his facts straight...don't stereotype and if you're gonna be an asshole and do it anyway, at least get it right...dumbass...

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125- first of all, chinese people didn't invent sushi. japanese people did. second of all, I can tell by lolol's shirt that he's korean, neither of which are chinese. seriously don't talk shit if you're gonna sound like an idiot.

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that sucks, that happened to me in tae kwon do class, but the instructor used their bamboo staff, i didnt even expect them to check i just didnt want to get in trouble since i forgot lmao 0_o

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damn supperbadd u hot n yea dis guy a complete dumbass y would she feel with her hand but hey we guys like that worth the try lol

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That's how they always check in martial arts class. So not a surprise she did that in boxing. Live and learn.

why would you lie about something so dumb? ydi all the way. and not too many girls(those with self respect at least) will just touch your groin area.

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yeah. besides, 90% of straight girls don't go near boxers. she either bi or lesbian. why would she feel you up dumbass?

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99.96% of statistics are made up and people are more likely to believe you if you use decimal points and uneven numbers

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shuttttuppp your allll realllly uglyyy ewww seriously right now it's grossing me out your all no lifes who have to come on herre to get some Internet attention and it really retarded...come to think of it your probably all computer geeks sitting behind a laptop trying to come up with an alter ego..,like you all seriously need to stop

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how about: there's a 10 types of people - who knows what is binary numeral system and who doesn't.

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Binary joke ftw! YDI for bein' a perv. Best case scenario was she punches you in the balls. And I don't think you're into pain cause then this wouldn't be an fml. Now if you would've said no an this happened then fyl.

YDI... why did you lie? maybe she could tell you were lying so that's why she went with the knee... geez...

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12 - you sir are stupid. no guy has a right to lay a hand on a lady, especailly on the breast. that may cause breast cancer later on in her life.

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30 - whatever 38, with your logic, getting punched in the nuts will give you testicular cancer later in life ?

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89 your such a dumbass. I know what I'm talking about. my mom had breast cancer because of that reason. a woman getting hit on the breast gives them a risk of getting breast cancer.

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Maybe 12 was kidding? Also you are saying that it is ok for a female to hit a guy, but it isn't for a guy to hit a girl? What ever happened to wanting to be treated equally? If a girl throws a punch (in this case knee) they should expect one back. I don't think only hitting the breast can cause breast cancer there should be more to that. But then again what doesn't cause cancer nowadays?

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DJ: Out of respect for your mother, I won't insult you. But before you play that card again, remember that you aren't the only person in the World who knows a victim of breast cancer. Besides, men get breast cancer too, so if you are still going to hold onto your logic, I'd suggest you get a tittie guard.

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102&103 - I never said it was ok for a girl to hit a guy in the nuts, I know it isn't but if i implied that then my bad. Call me crazy but I dont believe in hitting girls no matter what the situation but that's just me. 129- thank you for that information, I've always been told otherwise. My bad. I feel stupid now haha. Faxe- I apolgize. I've always been told that there was a risk when that happens. Kinda never bothered to do my research about it.i Should do research more often before I say a

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the point is that the girl thought he had a guard on, if your ganna punch her in the breast then you would have thought that she had something protecting them, she obviously wasn't trying to hurt him if she asked if he had the guard, so doing that is not the same as kneeing a guy if he has a guard

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