By Anonymous - 11/05/2015 06:59 - Canada - Maple Ridge

Today, once again, I explained that yes, I'm Russian. No, I'm not a communist. No, I don't pray to a picture of Putin riding a bear. And no, I don't have any vodka on me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 304
You deserved it 3 554
Fête de la Musique: Notes et Négligences
When melodies meet misadventures, the Fête de la Musique becomes a symphony of laughter! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

MrConcise 34

No vodka on you? What good is being Russian? I'm sincerely disappointed, OP.

366 19
Wizardo 33

As any well trained sleeper cell is meant to do buddy.

316 12

Comments

russfml 31

That's when you sarcastically give your professor a quick lesson in sex Ed lol

2 5
RealSuperSand 21

I'm not Russian and I always have vodka on me.

0 0
iheartstupid 4

You might be Russian, but you're not good at it!

0 0
rockon327 2

I know how you feel!!!

0 0
Anro_fml 17

LITERALLY THE STRUGGLE! It's sooooo annoying. Russia isn't the worst place out there, and we Russians do not worship Putin, Bears and Communism... zzzz

1 0
Anro_fml 17

Can't lie, the vodka's nice . . . but everyone drinks it. Not just Russians

0 0
Roxas_hearts 27

How often do you get Putin this situation?

0 0
ScottLucky 18

so, you're saying that you don't have any vodka?

0 1
cosmicdancer84 7

If anything, I'd ask if you play chess or if you play any classical instruments.

0 1
Reduct 12

Though the location is canada, but that's none of my business *sips tea*

0 1
Psycho_Babydoll 26

Wait, you mean.... Russian people... can actually..... move around? *le gasp*

1 0