Videos: How's life going? - FML

How's life going?

By Lewis - 14/12/2018 00:30

When life gives you lemon, it's often juice, directly in the eyes...

I agree, your life sucks 300

You deserved it 85

Mother's Day: Sweets and Bummers
Between disastrous breakfasts in bed and unusual gifts, Mother's Day is an inexhaustible source of laughter. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

phyomauk 12

Monday 17 December 2018 8:22

This is abusive to child.

Comments

phyomauk 12

Monday 17 December 2018 8:22

This is abusive to child.

FML on Facebook

Keywords

Miscellaneous Family Grandparents Mental health Health Covid Coronavirus Paranoia Sports Awkward Cute Kids Public freakouts Harassment Weird Argument Parenting Trauma Accident Embarrassing Work Sex Intimacy Money You're fired Teenagers Pranks Transportation Poopoo peepee NSFW

The Top

The Top

Today, I had to explain to my husband why I was assuming that he was planning to attend my graduation ceremonies for my PhD next week. He still doesn't understand why he has to be there, and is pissed that he will miss his weekly pub crawl with his friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 593

You deserved it 5 870

Today, I went with my boyfriend to the OC Fair. He was taking a picture of me in front of a giant mechanical butterfly at the insect exhibit. Playfully, he told me to pretend to be a butterfly, so I quickly lifted my arms, just in time to slap a 7 year-old girl in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 777

You deserved it 6 041

Today, I stepped outdoors for a minute. The wind blew the door shut, locking me outside. I've spent the last two hours pounding frantically on the windows, trying to wake my 4 year old son who is inside. I can see him sleeping soundly on the couch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 719

You deserved it 6 032

Today, I had to tell all the trick-or-treaters that I'd run out of candy. I'd actually bought about $50 worth of candy, but managed to eat all of it by myself, sitting alone in my apartment, exactly like last year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 533

You deserved it 46 625

Today, I was practicing the piano. My brother told me that if I loved him, I would stop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 179

You deserved it 1 614

Today, someone punched me in the back of the head, so I swung round and broke their nose. It was some woman screaming at me for wearing headphones and ignoring her. She then pulled a hidden disability badge out her pocket so everyone thought I was beating up a disabled person. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 527

You deserved it 279