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Today, I'm doing an architecture course in China. My boss asked me to create a lamp shaped like a shrimp. FML

By Anonyme / Friday 29 January 2016 22:38 / China - Shanghai

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By Jachin357 | 28

#6523954 - Saturday 30 January 2016 10:34

do you work for bubba gump shrimp?

By RubX | 13

#6523958 - Saturday 30 January 2016 10:37

I see a lot of possibilities, let your imagination loose, op!

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By Jachin357 | 28

#6523954 - Saturday 30 January 2016 10:34

do you work for bubba gump shrimp?

MzZombicidal | 36

#6524143 - Saturday 30 January 2016 16:11

"There's shrimp couches, shrimp coffee tables, entertainment stand shrimp, shrimp lamps, shrimp beds, bookcase shrimps..."

that_guy_porter | 11

#6524349 - Saturday 30 January 2016 20:10

I love you.

wanted_2_want | 40

#6524684 - Sunday 31 January 2016 4:43

She'd better enlist Sponge Bob as a her adviser.

By karacakal2 | 30

#6523957 - Saturday 30 January 2016 10:36

So ?

By RubX | 13

#6523958 - Saturday 30 January 2016 10:37

I see a lot of possibilities, let your imagination loose, op!

By zainman13 | 26

#6523962 - Saturday 30 January 2016 10:43

I see no bumps in this

By momac86 | 17

#6523964 - Saturday 30 January 2016 10:44

That sounds hard as shell

By NotGabe | 28

#6523975 - Saturday 30 January 2016 10:57

Make it edible and consider it sold

By DarkStorm2Bad | 13

#6523983 - Saturday 30 January 2016 11:10

Talking about the illustration here, but I prefer the idea of a shrimp lamp over the idea of Finalsave38.psd.

By GigaPudding_fml | 24

#6523987 - Saturday 30 January 2016 11:15

Your chance to be creative! Work with texture, changes in colour, shape... It will be cool!

By SoBeSatan | 22

#6523990 - Saturday 30 January 2016 11:23

What an odd request! I would be interested to see what you come up with.

gobiteme2 | 34

#6524501 - Sunday 31 January 2016 0:26

Probably a shrimp shaped head that has a remarkable likeness to her boss.

By SK8WITME | 19

#6523998 - Saturday 30 January 2016 11:33

I wonder what made him assign you such a task..

cprad11 | 12

#6524038 - Saturday 30 January 2016 13:14

Perhaps because China's economy semi-relies on the ocean's resources, which includes shrimp.

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