Kids, Poopoo peepee, Annoying and Relatable: Boys will be annoying boys

Boys will be annoying boys

By shouldve used a condom - 29/06/2022 14:00

Today, I was under the impression that my kids would eventually grow out of wanting to watch me use the bathroom. Instead, my 7 year-old son attempted to pick the lock so he could watch me take a shit and make fun of me for it. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Wednesday 29 June 2022 14:14

Switch to a bolt.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 29 June 2022 15:05

You'd better get him to a shrink before he gets into scat **** and the hole shit kink lifestyle.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Wednesday 29 June 2022 14:14

Switch to a bolt.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 29 June 2022 15:05

You'd better get him to a shrink before he gets into scat **** and the hole shit kink lifestyle.

MidnaLink 33

Wednesday 29 June 2022 16:49

One of those few times I agree with you. Normal at a young age to see how you "compare" with some close males, but this is not normal for a 7yo.

wysegirl 24

Thursday 30 June 2022 10:58

my kids come in the bathroom just to be with me.. just to talk

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