Intimacy: Today, my wife wanted to have a threesome. During our honeymoon.... - FML

By JustMarried - 07/05/2016 21:47 - Ukraine

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Today, my wife wanted to have a threesome. During our honeymoon. With the maid of honor. I didn't sign up for this. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2020 14:00

Today, an ex of mine told me she wanted a threesome. This was great until I realised I wasn't included. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2021 01:58

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Today, I had threesome with my wife and her best friend. Now my wife is mad at me for sleeping with her best friend. FML

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By wallflower - 10/09/2009 06:25 - United States

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Today, I finally agreed to the threesome that my husband has been trying to persuade me to have. We arranged it with my hot best friend, thinking I would be more comfortable with her. I ended up lying naked beside them, watching them have fun. FML

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By Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

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By sadness1992 - 06/11/2012 18:07 - United States - San Diego

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Today, my girlfriend decided to invite her best friend over for a threesome. This would've been the best day ever, had I not been at work while it was taking place. FML

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By emi - 03/04/2016 17:18 - United States - Oklahoma City

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Today, the guy I've been seeing asked me to have a threesome. With his girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2009 17:42 - United States

Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2021 22:59 - Egypt

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Today, it was my wedding, and I live in a country that doesn't take premarital sex lightly. My wife chose the last girl I slept with to be her main bridesmaid. She doesn't know. FML

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Better late than never

By onehundredpercenteffed - 14/08/2009 01:46 - United States

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Today, my wife thought it would be fun to bring in one of her girlfriends for a threesome. Because of the friend, I now know what my wife sounds like when she's having a REAL orgasm. Five years and two kids into our marriage. FML

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Join the club

By Anonymous - 01/08/2022 14:00

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Today, just walked in on my fiancé having a threesome with my brother and his husband. The wedding was supposed to be next week, and a lot of it is non-refundable FML

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ohsnapword 21

Sunday 8 May 2016 19:08

Could be a lot worse. She could have wanted a threesome with the best man.

Tikaani96 15

Sunday 8 May 2016 19:06

Maybe she's just testing you to see if you will actually go for it. Or maybe she just wanted to surprise you and assumed you wanted a threesome.

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J15237 25

Monday 23 December 2019 20:37

I know you didnt sign up for this, but at least she was looking for some extra dick. Enjoy the damn attention from your wife and her friend and relax. So your wife is a bit kinkey. It happens.

Angmar5462 4

Thursday 22 December 2022 15:33

Bro, take the win

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