Automaton

By Anonymous - 01/02/2023 14:00

Today, I had to admit that my coffee addiction is really bad when I woke up in a Starbucks with no memory of how I got there. FML
I agree, your life sucks 264
You deserved it 649

Same thing different taste

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Once you figure out this mystery, you might want to question why Starbucks is your drug dealer. Making coffee at home is infinitely cheaper and you'll have 24-hour access to your caffeine supply. Expensive trips to Starbucks ought to be for special occasions.

turnabouttrial 21

you disassociated. please talk to your doctor about it before you find yourself in worse place not knowing why or how

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Once you figure out this mystery, you might want to question why Starbucks is your drug dealer. Making coffee at home is infinitely cheaper and you'll have 24-hour access to your caffeine supply. Expensive trips to Starbucks ought to be for special occasions.

tiptoppc 19

Seconded. It’s over-roasted crap slurry in a cup.

turnabouttrial 21

you disassociated. please talk to your doctor about it before you find yourself in worse place not knowing why or how