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By Anonymous - 01/08/2022 14:00

Today, just walked in on my fiancé having a threesome with my brother and his husband. The wedding was supposed to be next week, and a lot of it is non-refundable FML

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 1 August 2022 14:50

Looks like you're going to have to take it up the ass. Financially speaking, of course. Your fiancé is way ahead of you in the literal sense.

emmalou 18

Monday 1 August 2022 20:04

you should sue him for the cost and emotional damage

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 1 August 2022 14:50

Looks like you're going to have to take it up the ass. Financially speaking, of course. Your fiancé is way ahead of you in the literal sense.

maskedangel 11

Monday 1 August 2022 17:19

They are just trying to keep it in the family.

emmalou 18

Monday 1 August 2022 20:04

you should sue him for the cost and emotional damage

bigredmonkeybutt 27

Wednesday 3 August 2022 0:38

Better you found out a week before your wedding than a week after it.

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