phatdaddy62
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife mentioned that she wanted to give me a three-way. I was ecstatic, until she opened her right hand, only to reveal a 3-way lightbulb. FML
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Tones217 9
At least your wife has a sense of humor!!!
DocBastard 40
She was just trying to lighten up the mood.
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CaBur 5
Well played, Wife...well played.
DanielleinDC 34
This is neither a FYL or a YDI. Come on, OP, your wife has a sense of humor. Appreciate it. Besides, would you rather she do that or say she's found the perfect guy for to complete the three-way?
Deviant_fml 5
You can always hope she was fishing to see how you felt about it ;P
ColbyGB 13
Lol, wife's a troll :p
ironhead_fml 20
Electric!
DDCA 24
She wants to watch you screw it in. What a little voyuer...
Taurus_ChicKa 37
What's with all the YDIs? Every man fantasizes about a three-way, don't try to deny it. If a man had suggested this to a woman, instead she'd be appalled (or maybe excited depending on her opinion) but everyone would say the husband was a dog. In this case, OP is just a perv because of how his wife worded something (possibly on purpose to see his reaction). It's not like he did anything wrong, his dirty mind just kicked in.
ligerzero459 24
Looks like you got screwed out of what you actually wanted
hamncheeseinit 6
There's no such thing as a three way light bulb....
baref00tmama 15
Yes there is-they're made for lamps that have different brilliance settings. Google is your friend. OP, that sounds like something I would have said to my hubby. So I think your wife is funny.
BrashlyHonest20 4
Assuming she said that on purpose to be humorous that's hilarious and you should have laughed OP.