phatdaddy62
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife mentioned that she wanted to give me a three-way. I was ecstatic, until she opened her right hand, only to reveal a 3-way lightbulb. FML
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Tones217 9
At least your wife has a sense of humor!!!
DocBastard 40
She was just trying to lighten up the mood.
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perdix 31
I'm guessing you are on the "dim" setting.
firefighter925 18
kinkkkyyy... go on..
BubbleGrunge 18
Your wife sounds awesome! Why would you need a three way when you have a woman with a sense of humor like that?
Laurenlou 24
I agree! I, personally, would not like it too much if my husband asked for a threesome. It would show that he thinks of other women, and not only me. OP's wife sounds faithful and funny! What more could one ask for?
TurquoiseJesus 15
39- you show me a man who says he only fantasizes about 1 woman, and I'll show you a liar.
Laurenlou 24
48- Believe it or not, there are truthful men in the world.
ksks1234 33
48--that is probably true, but it shouldn't be advertised to the one you love. "That person is hot, we should BOTH hook up with them so I technically won't be cheating on you." is hurtful and rude. Everyone I know that has had a threesome ended up ending the relationship with bitter feelings.
Ray_of_midnight 23
That'll put the spark back in your relationship.
perdix 31
Tell her she can watch as you screw it in ;)
phatdaddy62 23
I thought about some things like that, but I didn't want to be one of docbastard's profile pics.
ICastillo 25
I already see it #28. An x ray of a lit light bulb where it shouldn't be.
THExistentialist 13
but OP, you'd be featured in his blog with lots of puns! who WOULDN'T want the famous bastard to give them the time of day? could save your life and get a cool story to boot!
Vanillanougat 14
Ouch, I wouldn't want to have sex with a lightbulb either!
witchdoctor1 9
I'm sure there's always a bright side to it. Though you're right. Shattered glass or electric shock sounds painful
phatdaddy62 23
But how many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Catkam623 27
None they're rich enough to pay someone to do it for them.
juliaannw 11
Awh :( deniedd
TheRandomIndian 17
In this case it's a good thing...
panicsdisaster 17
And now she knows your thoughts. The ball is in her court.
StupidBunnies 10
At least she has a sence of humor!
TheRandomIndian 17
She's so funny 20 people had to mention it
CambodianAssHole 4
What! That's just wrong