phatdaddy62
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife mentioned that she wanted to give me a three-way. I was ecstatic, until she opened her right hand, only to reveal a 3-way lightbulb. FML
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Tones217 9
At least your wife has a sense of humor!!!
DocBastard 40
She was just trying to lighten up the mood.
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Melly32 6
You must be glowing with enthusiasm
5t3ff1k4h 47
Lulz access denied.
Croco83 7
YDI for being a derp. I knew she was trying to get your hopes up from the beginning and you still took the bait. *smh*
NocturnalCro 14
Give her a three way. Tie her to the bed then bring another woman in and have sex on your tied up wife. Show her how it is done.
ZombieSazza 34
#45 is a royal ****, I'll bet you're single!! Your wife is a troll and she got you good!
PBunbury42 9
Guess you saw the light.
valrdjem 2
Ha! Be happy you have a woman with enough wit to pull out that one.
TheWorldGreatest 8
She is funny ,
bubble_burst 16
What is that saying again: Little birdie up in the sky, I looked up and it pooped in my eye, I didn't curse and I didn't cry, I just thanked God that pigs don't fly... It could have been worse.. The third person could have been your brother or best friend ;-) Count your blessings man...
BubbleGrunge 18
I don't know about you, but I'd be cussing up a storm if a bird shit in my eye.
bigtime_rocker 11
Pwnd!!!
docscientist 10
This is why it's good to be skeptical much of the time.