Shut up!

By Anonymous - 03/03/2013 18:03 - Germany - Augsburg

Today, I was awkwardly taking a dump at work, when a coworker in another stall started talking shit to me about our boss. I grunted and agreed, hoping he'd shut up and leave me alone. That's when a third guy sarcastically chimed in with insults from a third stall. It was our boss. FML
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Enslaved 36

All three of you were taking a shit at the same time? Everyone must have eaten at Taco Bell!

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Serisent 26

If you were really talking shit about your boss at work, you're lucky all he did was answer sarcastically. I would have fired you just for being dumb enough to do that where you could be overheard.

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staychill 16

That's a pretty shitty situation!

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CareFace 16

Overused poo pun? That's a paddlin'.

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staychill 16

Someone had to do it.

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lilhellian 26

*bang* Someone had to murder him for it to...

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MrBrightside21 20

Nobody has to do anything. I didn't have to comment, but I did to prevent murder. I should fight crime. Over the internet, of course.

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pkom96 5

Though your comment is very puny it is used too often in restroom-related FML's.

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Axipiter 24

Heh heh. Time for puny comment to get pumped up.

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AKGirlinSD 20

1, another poster just got attacked yesterday or the day before about making a shit-pun comment. I guess we need more original comments.

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madegascar1 2

Lol that's the only thing that made me laugh about this whole story

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sofitina 20

Seriously? SERIOUSLY?

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420Zombie 17

I didn't think it could be worse than that first comment... however 2 has proven me wrong

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Serisent 26

If you were really talking shit about your boss at work, you're lucky all he did was answer sarcastically. I would have fired you just for being dumb enough to do that where you could be overheard.

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capslockisgood 19

You, sir, are a dick. Why fire someone for grunting in a bathroom after someone insults you?

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Serisent 26

Actually, it's ma'am if we're going to be formal. And I wouldn't fire somebody for grunting, I'd fire him for agreeing with the insult. I'd also fire the idiot doing the insulting. There's such a thing as professionalism, especially in the office where anybody might overhear.

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hellryu 20

Unless you're a janitor, you could hardly call a bathroom an office.

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doodlecloud 26

I think it depends on whether he actually agreed, said something dismissive like 'yeah, sure, whatever' or literally just grunted. Imo, you should get in trouble for the first (though I think getting fired is a bit extreme unless there have been other previous issues) but not for the last two.

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Palirose 22

I do believe you can not fire someone because your feelings got hurt.

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TheGodDamnJoker 9

I was waiting for someone to post a comment, along the lines off "here come the shitty situation comments". That's almost as overused as the actual phrase your referring to.

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Enslaved 36

All three of you were taking a shit at the same time? Everyone must have eaten at Taco Bell!

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outoftown 26

Or everyone was working at Taco Bell.

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ms_YoungMula 8

Or Ikea, that horse meat doesn't agree with anyone

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allard 14

I'm from Australia, and Ikea is a furniture store.

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emilyjgraham 34

82, it's a furniture store in the UK also it's just they found horse meat in the cafe. :)

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little_one 20

I'm at the Pizza Hut! I'm at the Taco Bell! I'm at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell!

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dav3800 7

Wait, what? I eat horses when I go to IKEA? Please be a hoax.

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dontpanic_fml 32

Don't agree with bad remarks about your boss within the walls of your office...no matter what the situation...ever

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HeartOfLead 24

I agree and with that shit talk, I wonder which of their holes had the most pungent smell.

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lifes_surprises 11

Thats funny. At least he didn't find the need ti fire you. Probably already knew what everyone thought of him. Most do.

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TeamKelly 10

And if not, he definitely knows now!

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kat33_fml 7

If your name was never mentioned that's when you run out of there and pretend you were working the whole time.

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HeartOfLead 24

But is wiping included in this running out of there? I mean, it takes bravery to pull no wiper.

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TeamKelly 10

50, There's a button for that.

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node_fml 5

#58 there's a button for that

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Alexis2742 31

I had a feeling everyone was going to talk about how "shitty" this situation is

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hannaaaahr 33

everyone already did, everyone got tumbed down for doing so, so there was absolutely no need for you to point that one out, thank you very much.

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