Intimacy: Today, my wife mentioned that she wanted to give me a three-way....

By phatdaddy62 - 18/02/2013 17:23 - United States

Today, my wife mentioned that she wanted to give me a three-way. I was ecstatic, until she opened her right hand, only to reveal a 3-way lightbulb. FML

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phatdaddy62 23

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Tones217 9

Monday 18 February 2013 23:10

At least your wife has a sense of humor!!!

DocBastard 38

Monday 18 February 2013 23:12

She was just trying to lighten up the mood.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Tuesday 19 February 2013 5:16

Your expectations were unrealistic to begin with.

Shmatterhorn 38

Tuesday 19 February 2013 6:07

Brilliant! She's a bright one.

kmorse 14

Tuesday 19 February 2013 6:11

interesting that there are 69 comments (:

puppykin985 1

Tuesday 19 February 2013 6:22

Joke's on you lol

jjmiller1001 17

Tuesday 19 February 2013 7:25

all this from the lightbulb isle at the local hardware store

PhishloverA 14

Tuesday 19 February 2013 8:32

You just got trolled by your own wife.

dunebro 15

Tuesday 19 February 2013 9:15

Generic FML comment: Omg open your right hand and reveal the divorce papers!

SunTzu2 9

Tuesday 19 February 2013 9:37

Haha...She's a keeper!

Satoaoi 13

Tuesday 19 February 2013 10:09

oh yeah lol it is happy bday ahah. also light bulbs are hawt

NurseAbi 10

Tuesday 19 February 2013 10:24

High five your wife! Lol! I don't understand the obsession with threesomes. Boring.

daminantion 14

Tuesday 19 February 2013 12:52

Says the 29 year old with a dog DP.

Altrantis 2

Tuesday 19 February 2013 21:08

You're clearly a ******...

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