Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period during the ceremony. How did I find out? The same way everyone else did. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I woke up to realize I got my period a week early. The day of the after-wedding brunch. In a sort of remote area. Without pads or tampons. I need to be at the breakfast in a half-hour. FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up… except my fiancé. FML
Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML
Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
Today, I gave a toast at my close friend's wedding. The bride's little cousin snuck up behind me and unzipped my dress. As I ended my speech with, "To a night we will never forget!", my dress fell all the way down. I was quick. People's phones were quicker. Well, they won't forget my undies. FML
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lewalrus 4
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Rainbowsareshiny 0
ok well...maybe she was just so excited she forgot? ugh, i don't know when my ******* period is coming! i'm not an idiot, it's just irregular! so basically, have a heart. it's her wedding day, do you think she WANTED to find out that way? and dude...i agree with 11, and in doing so i'm giving you one less comment that's basically calling you an asshole =]
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Comments (121)
Lozza111 0
exactly. well said
12stargirl 0
#4 all woman do
cellycrunk 16
that's horrible. you better have made her feel better.
ZacharyorAndrew 0
whatre u talking about 4? ALL women hav periods... except older women
FMLolYDi 4
def an f her l, not urs bud
StrawberryThief 0
It's an FML for him too - if he's marrying her, he clearly loves her and would be heartbroken for her to have had that experience. How terrible for her.
lizzilla8297 2
that's not an FML, it's a Fyourwife'sL.
writergirl69 0
oh, I love how sympathetic men can be. "OMFG MY WIFE HAD THE MOST EMBARRASING DAY OF HER LIFE AND IT MILDLY INCONVINEANCED ME HOW WILL I LIIIIIIIIIIVEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
writergirl69 0
oh god, was his ceremony ruined? I can't see through these tears. he should be comforting her or being a newlywed with her, not bitching on FML.
kaydence 0
Omg so embarrassing